Marketing Definitions
A girl goes to a party and sees an attractive man...
She says to him "Im fantastic in bed"
-Direct Marketing
Her friend says to him "My friend over there is fantastic in bed"
-Advertising
He walks over and says "I hear youre fantastic in bed"
-Brand Recognition
She pours him a drink, straightens his tie, brushes her breast against his arm saying, "By the way Im fantastic in bed"
-Public Relations
She gets his phone number, calls the next day and says, "Hi, Im fantastic in bed"
-Telemarketing
She talks him into going home with her friend
-Sales Rep
Her friend cant satisfy him so he calls her.
-Tech Support
She realizes there could be handsome men in all the other houses. So from the roof she shouts, "Im fantastic in bed! Get 2 months FREE"
-Spam.
contributed by dbturner@imail.eecs.berkeley.edu
Chines -> English
1． we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
2． how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together
up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
6． you me you me
彼此彼此
7． You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
8． know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…
9． WATCH SISTER
表妹
10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11． American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13． heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14． go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
15． 小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for? (for == four)
小明：I am sorry five!
16． If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
17． I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18． you have two down son。你有两下子。
19． as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
20． I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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