| Line | Attempts | Successes |
|---|
| (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come
with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. |
5 | 1 |
|
A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the
energy?" | 2 | 0 |
| Are you free tonight or will it cost me? | 1
| 0 |
| At the office copy machine
"Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?" | 0 |
0 |
| Baby, I'm an American Express lover....
you shouldn't go home without me! | 0 |
0 |
| Brrr!
My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts? |
2 | 0 |
| Can I flirt with you? | 1 |
0 |
| Can I please be your slave tonight? |
0 | 0 |
|
Can I see your tan lines? | 0 | 0
|
| Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd
never even been to bed together? | 0 |
0 |
| Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts) |
0 | 0 |
|
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and
the grand prize is a night with me! | 0 |
0 |
| Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
(Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants. | 0
| 0 |
| Do you know the difference
between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch? |
0 | 0 |
|
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?
(No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk. | 0 |
0 |
| Do you know what'd look good on you?
Me. | 0 | 0 |
| Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coord
inated. | 3 | 1 |
| Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend. |
0 | 0 |
|
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? |
4 | 1 |
|
Do you spit or swallow? | 6 | 3
|
| Do you wash your panties with Windex?
Cuz I keep seeing myself in them. | 0 |
0 |
| Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
| 4 | 1 |
| Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be? |
0 | 0 |
|
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then,
allow me to introduce myself. | 0 |
0 |
| Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip
your arm around her, and say, "Hi Laura!" She says,
"I'm not Laura!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you
sure feel like her!" | 1 | 0
|
| Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and
screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink. | 1
| 0 |
| God must have been in a very
good mood the day we met. | 0 | 0 |
| Have you ever played leap frog naked ?? |
9 | 0 |
| Help
the homeless. Take me home with you. | 60 |
4 |
|
Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming
home tonight. | 4 | 3 |
| Hey baby, are you a glover? NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me?
| 0 | 0 |
|
Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you! |
0 | 0 |
| Hey!
Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?' |
0 | 0 |
| Hi,
I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow,
she's putting me up for adoption. | 1 |
0 |
| Hi, I'm new to this c
ountry and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a
tour of your body? | 4 | 1
|
| Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good. |
4 | 3 |
| Hi.
Are you legal? | 0 | 0
|
| Hi. You'll do. | 0 |
0 |
| How about you and I go back to my
place and get out of these wet clothes? | 0 |
0 |
| How do you like your eggs cooked?
Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning! |
0 | 0 |
| I had a
friend who used to hand out phone cards that said: "Smile if you want
to sleep with me." And watch them try to hold back their laughter. |
0 | 0 |
| I had
a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality? |
0 | 0 |
| I like
your butt, can I wear it as a hat? | 6 |
0 |
| I think I could fall madly in bed with
you. | 0 | 0 |
| I wanna floss with your pubic hair. | 4 |
0 |
| I want to melt in your mouth,
not in your hand. | 0 | 0
|
| I wonder what our children will look like. |
0 | 0 |
|
I would kill or die to make love with you. | 0 |
0 |
| I would say that I'm in love with you,
but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one. | 10
| 0 |
| I'd like to name a multiple
orgasm after you. | 1 | 0
|
| I'd look good on you. | 0 |
0 |
| I'll cook you dinner if you cook me
breakfast. | 1 | 0 |
| I'm an organ donor, need anything? | 1
| 0 |
| I'm Irish. Do you have any
Irish in you? Would you like some? | 2 |
1 |
|
I'm leaving this place..want to cum? | 0 |
0 |
| I've got a condom with your name on it.
| 3 | 0 |
|
I've got a pimple on my butt, wanna see it? | 0
| 0 |
| I've got the ship, you've got
the harbor...what say we tie up for the night? | 0
| 0 |
| If I gave you a sexy neglige
e, would there be anything in it for me? | 6 |
0 |
| If I was Elvis, would you screw me?
| Only used by the King | Only works
for the King |
| If you and I were squirrels, could
I bust a nut in your hole? | 7 | 0
|
| If your right leg was Christmas and your left
leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays? |
0 | 0 |
| Is that a
tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me? |
7 | 3 |
| Let's have a party
and invite your pan
ts to come on down. | 0 | 0
|
| Lie down. I think I love you. | 2
| 1 |
| Miss, If you've lost your
virginity, can I have the box it came in? | 2
| 0 |
| Motion with your finger
for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered
you long enough you would cum." | 3 |
0 |
| Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth
to mouth, quick! | 0 | 0
|
| Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner? |
8 | 0 |
| Picture
this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne. | 0 | 0 |
| Shall we talk or
continue flirting from a distance? | 12 |
0 |
| Sit on my face and let me get to
'nose' you better? | 0 | 0
|
| Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
| 0 | 0 |
| So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll
give you a full refund. | 0 | 0
|
| So, what are the chances that we can engage
in anything more than just conversation? | 10 |
0 |
| That dress looks great on you...
as a matter of fact, so would I. | 0 |
0 |
| That outfit would look great in a
crumpled heap next to my bed. | 0 |
0 |
| That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were
on you, I'd be coming too. | 2 | 0
|
| That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my
floor. | 0 | 0 |
| That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? |
1 | 0 |
| There are 265
bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more? | 0
| 0 |
| There must be
something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. |
0 | 0 |
|
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them? |
14 | 0 |
| Uh, oh.
My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
| 0 | 0 |
|
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
| 0 | 0 |
| Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers? |
0 | 0 |
|
Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere? | 7
| 0 |
| What do you like for breakfast?
| 0 | 0 |
| When she asks, for a match. How about the hair on my head and the
hair between your legs? | 1 | 0
|
| Which is easier? You getting into those
tight pants or getting you out of them? | 0 |
0 |
| Why don't you come over here, sit on
my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? |
6 | 5 |
|
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? |
1 | 0 |
|
Will you marry me for just one night? | 0 |
0 |
| Would you be my love buffet?
So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? |
0 | 0 |
| Would
you like to come to a party in my toolshed? | 0
| 0 |
| Would you like to have
morning coffee with me? | 10 | 0
|
| Would you please come home with me and tie me
up... | 0 | 0 |
| Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought
you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow. |
0 | 0 |
| You have pretty
eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
| 4 | 0 |
| You have some nice jewelry.
It would look great on my nightstand. | 9 |
0 |
| You know, I've always wanted to sleep
with you. | 9 | 0 |
| You smell wet. Let's Party. | 6 |
0 |
| You're good at math right? Is 69 a
perfect square? | 10 | 0
|
| Your legs look cold. Do you want me to warm them
up? | 6 | 0 |
| Hey baby...mind if I take my pants off? | ---
| --- |
| I love you, you know. |
--- | --- |
| HEY!!! KITTEN HOW ABOUT SPENDING SOME OF YOUR NINE LIVES WITH
ME? | 0 | 0 |
| If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?
| 5 | 2 |
| Have you ever played spank the brunett.....wanta try?
| --- | 0 |
| Are those lumber jack pants your wearing? They are giving me
a wood. | --- | 0 |
| Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
| --- | 0 |
| Girl, yo' so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a hole filed
of you! | --- | 0 |
| You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to
mount you or eat you.
| --- | 0 |
| Is your last name Gillette, it must be because you are the best a
man can get.
| --- | 0 |
| I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.
| --- | 0 |
| HEY BABY, AS LONG AS I HAVE A FACE YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE TO
SIT.
| --- | 0 |
| Hi. Can I domesticate you?
| --- | 0 |
| Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!
| --- | 0 |
| Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
| --- | 0 |
| If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
| --- | 0 |
| Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you.
| --- | 0 |
| Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
| --- | 0 |
| "Excuse me, but you dropped something back there"
Woman: "What's that?" You: "This conversation, lets pick it up later
tonite."
| 5 | 3 |
| I've been a bad boy/girl,so spank me!
| --- | 0 |
| Say Baby do you mind if I hangout on
your stomach for a half an hour or so?
| --- | 0 |
| I'm a freelance gynocologist. How long has it been since your
last
checkup?
| --- | 0 |
| Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits
| --- | 0 |
| You say, "So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who
had the
most sexual relationship?" The reply, "No". You respond, "Well then,
let's
go to my place and I'll tell you all about it."
| 6 | 4 |
| Excuse me, do you have any Benedryl? No why? Because everytime I
look at
you I have swelling "down there"
| --- | 0 |
| Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
| --- | 0 |
| Let's let only latex stand between our love.
| 25 | 0 |
| (Walk up to a girl and lick two fingers and place them near her
crotch. Then place the fingers back in your mouth and say . . . ) I know
you! | --- | 0 |
| So baby, do you see why the girls call me
tri-pod?
| --- | 0 |
| Um...I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my
natural
log?
| --- | 0 |
| There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd
like to
mount.
| --- | 0 |
| If you had some nuts on the wall, would they be walnuts?(yes). If
you had some
nuts on your chest, would they be chestnuts?(yes) If you had some nuts on
your
chin, would they be chinnuts?(yes) Hell no, you'd have a dick in your
mouth.
| --- | 0 |
| Do you like chips? Because if you are frito lay than I am a barrel
of
fun!
| --- | 0 |
| I heard your ankles were having a party... want to invite your
pants down?
| --- | 0 |
| Come over here and get a taste of America's Most Wanted.
| --- | 0 |
| Hi. My name is Laura. I'll be your play toy tonight.
| --- | 0 |
| Did you know that I saved a girl's life last night? (No.) I
pulled a 6 inch piece of meat out of her mouth to save her life. Can I
save your life?
| --- | 0 |
| You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for
certain, well, storages? Well, I don't even own a car.
| --- | 0 |
| Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?
| --- | 0 |
| How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?
| --- | 0 |
| Hey babe- pretend my pants is France and invade them.
| --- | 0 |
| Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!
| --- | 0 |
| Hey baby, I'd like to herd by cattle in your fertile valley.
| --- | 0 |
| Hi. I'm a dog and I need to bury my bone.
| 14 | 0 |
| Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhabitions and DO what we
really came
here
to do.
| --- | 0 |
| You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
| --- | 0 |
| Do you live on a chicken farm (girl says no) well you sure know
how to raise
cocks
| --- | 0 |
| Excuse me, but you have a "dick for" on your head. [What's a
"dick for"?] I'll show you.
| --- | 0 |
| Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
| --- | 0 |
| Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an
opening and I have a line. . .
| --- | 0 |
| What'll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose
stuck in your
honey jar.
| --- | 0 |
| Do you wanna box? [Yes.] Well, get on your hands and knees and
give me two blows to the head.
| --- | 0 |
| Pick a number between 1 and 10. Shit you lose now take off your
clothes.
| --- | 0 |
| Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I'll put
my head
in your mouth.
| --- | 0 |
| What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last
name. (switch if female asking a male)
| --- | 0 |
| I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
| --- | 0 |
| If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
| --- | 0 |
| (wiping your face), Oh I'm sorry, (wiping your face), let me clear
a place for you to sit!
| --- | 0 |
| Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we
have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.
| --- | 0 |
| Is your boyfriend/girlfriend here? Is s/he on the roof? (No.)
Then let's go to the roof!
| --- | 0 |
| Wanna play "kite"? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high
you can make me.
| --- | 0 |
| My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling. . .
| --- | 0 |
| I'm easy, but it looks like you are hard.
| --- | 0 |
| Do you have room in your life for another friend?
| --- | 0 |
| Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
| --- | 0 |
| Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
| --- | 0 |
| Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven't got any, how about a cock?
| --- | 0 |
| Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here
after.
| --- | 0 |
| If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?
| --- | 0 |
| Could you tell me where they keep the rutabegas? Oh, thanks. Oh,
by the way, what is a rutabega?
| --- | 0 |
| I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family
birthmark on your chest.
| --- | 0 |
| I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.
| --- | 0 |
| I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.
| --- | 0 |
| If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in
until the afternoon.
| --- | 0 |
| Hi. I'm horny.
| --- | 0 |
| Excuse me, but you've got a Wild Blocost on your shoulder! (What's
a Wild Blocost?) How much do ya got?
| --- | 0 |
| You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out
a stiff one.
| --- | 0 |
| You look like my type: nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body,
but there is still just one problem: your clothing. (What's wrong with
my clothing?) They're still on.
| --- | 0 |
| (Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.
| --- | 0 |
| So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to
have to stalk you?
| --- | 0 |
|
| --- | 0 |
|
| --- | 0 |