Pie Queen Cheers

Tick Tick:

Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick-BOOM!

Ka-BOOM

UC Berkeley's in the room.

Your house is too dirty so you bettah get a broom

Varoom, Varoom,

Our car goes 85

Riding with Lois is the ONLY way to drive

We're Pie Queens,

We're Tarts,

We're supersonic smart

Ain't no one in your rearview cuz you're riding on BART!

Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick-BOOM!

 

UCBPQ cheer

U-C-B-P-Q Get Ready to GO

All the way

To the Top

Can't Stop

Never Die

Can't stop

Never Die....

 

P-I-E cheer

start quietly, then get loud, then go crazy:

p-i-e

q-u-e

e-n-s

I said we're the best!

P-I-E

Q-U-E

E-N-S

I said we're the BEST!

Repeat while goin' nuts and jumping up and down,

 

ABC's

abcdefghijklmnoPQ!

or

abcdefghijklmnoPQrsTARTS!

 

Gimme some T:

(call and response)

Gimme some T (T)

Gimme some A (A)

(repeat faster)

T-A-R-T, TARTS!

 

Mind your P's and Q's:

Huh, ahhh, huh, ahh (repeat 1x)

Piston like an Engine,

Lay out like a Ho'

Rumble like a street gang

Berkeley Pie Queen Flow

Huh, Ahhh, Huh, ahhh

If you think  you can stop us,

You haven't heard the news,

YOu've got something comin'

So Mind your P's and Q's

Uhh! (powerful grunt with maybe a good pelvic thrust)

 

Meine Kleine:

Meine Kleine Gewehr

Meine Grosse Gewehr

(repeat twice, getting louder each time)

PIE QUEENs (kiss each gun)

Superstar (loud whisper)

 

Fight Song:

We are called the Berkeley Pie Queens

We go to school at UCB

We study people, plants, paint, the earth,

Numbers and Chemistry

(Fight, Fight, Fight)

We dance like nobody is watching

We squat till our quads burn

And when we don our flair

We put the disc in Air

'Cause we're an Ultimate Team

Grrrrrah, Grrrrah, GrrrrRrrrrRrrrrRah

 

Shit, Goddam

Shit, Goddam, get off your ass and jam

(repeat until you are satisfied with yourself, yell a whole bunch, smile, laugh, go home, eat)

 

Ghetto Cheer

We play at the high school, we don’t need no space

we jam in the parking lot,

with a lot of bass,

FACE!

 

Weather Cheer

Hey Pie Queens-

-Hey what?

what's the weather like today?

I don't know, I gotta check my PDA!

USA today says you better run away

Al Roker warns that it's gonna be a storm

weather dot com says we're gonna drop bombs

I said BRRRRRRR (clap clap)

It's cold in here,

I said there must be some pie queens in the atmosphere

I said OEY OEY OH! ICE ICE ICE!

HERE WE GO!

It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring

HE BETTER WAKE UP WHEN THE QUEENS START SCORING!

Hail coming down, bout the size of boulders

and our wind chill factor's gonna bloooow you over

Wind comin in starts to swirl and twist

even dorothy ain't seen a tornado like this

The tempurature reading says 72,

but it "feels like" it's too fucking hot for you!

Scar and pillage the land, just like El nino,

we'll rock this city

IT'S GOOD TO BE  QUEEN YO!!!!!!