Today, I purchased The Complete Asshole's Guide to Handling Chicks. It's due to arrive on the 18th, and I'm looking to indulge in my chauvanistic pig tendencies. I will roll around in mud, and maybe even run around in circles chasing my squiggly little piggly tail.
Oh yes, life will be good.
And while I was at it, I purchased the first season of Drawn Together, whose obscene and vulgar humor makes the oddities and awkward situations I create seem almost...normal.
As a random aside, I've been at Amazon for about 4 months now. What have I learned during this time? How to decipher Amazon URLs. Amazon has the most ridiculously, painfully long URLs that pass in all sorts of information to the underlying software. What I found to be rather silly was when a coworker, who was reviewing some code I wrote, rejeted it because he thought the name in the URL I used was too long. Too long!? It's a drop in the bucket compard to the mess that is Amazon URLs. I'd say he's a total nutjob if he didn't turn out to be a pretty cool guy (after tearing me a new one during the code review session).
But what the hell; he's a nutjob, and I'm an asshole. The end.
Posted by aoshi at January 14, 2006 01:38 AM | TrackBack