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Mary Howell

Mary is, without a doubt, the best resource for anthro majors. . . period. To illustrate her amazingness, here is a list of the top ten reasons to visit Mary:

10. You have a question that actually pertains to anthro.
9. You want to check out the cool autographed posters in her office again.
8. She is so happy and nice all the time.
7. You just broke up with your boyfriend and need to talk to someone for like 2 hours.
6. You want a partner to read the whole Harry Potter series with you.
5. She has a secret stash of Otter Pops, and she'll give you one if you say the magic word.
4. If you're super nice, she'll take you down to the Hearst basement and let you play with Ishi's brain.
3. She will make your "Greek Dancing" decal count towards anthro. . . somehow.
2. If you give her a word, she can come up with an anagram in like 2 seconds (anthropology=graph to loony).
1. She understands.