Okay, lets say it's true: Clinton does run around and boink in the back room
 of the White House. Nah, it couldn't be. I trust Hilary to know what's
 happening in her bed when she ain't there. Everyone, even the conservatives
 think she's smart, I just can't see it. Even if you don't like Bill's
 Heads/Tails policy, rest assured there are enough brains in the Oval Office
 to keep the country steered in the right direction.

I enjoy watching the conservatives squirm at Clinton's deep fried fatty coating,
 he's so well lubricated that everything just slides right off. Picking on that
 fat airhead Rush Limbaugh is too easy, but now we have new targets like the 
 brain dead Don Imus. Waitaminute: 4 years ago when all the same ballyhoo was
 floating in the then Governor's fly, you voted for him. In a meeting, Bill all
 but said Imus won the election for him, and you heard it, you took credit for
 it. 4 years later, nothing but the same rumors are bopping around, but this
 time you bite? Now it makes you mad? Pick a damned position you flammy poly-jay
 you waffle as much as Clinton does. Stop being such a media hog, trying to get
 attention and ratings, it's as shameless as giving up your morals for votes.

I find conservatives quite an entertaining lot. First there are the
 simple-minded boy scout law abiding types. They go to church, run their family
 store, plow their fields, run their businesses. Funny thing is, they vote in the
 eel-tongued rich lawyer types who break the law by rewriting it. Laff

Liberals are more interesting on the whole though. Watching the two types argue
 is a riot. I live out here in the zoo so I don't get much of the other side,
 and both of them are too inept for me to consider being a part of, but I do
 what I can to inform others. Conservatives can only comprehend a few issues
 before their brains overload. There can't be more than one point of view. All
 they can think about is money, media and manipulation of the first two.
 Liberals think of all the possible wrinkles to those issues: environment,
 race and ethnicity, liberty to people who don't have money, etc., etc. In other
 words, liberals have many points of view at once, and they can't focus on one
 compromise that would work for everyone.

Then there's me: I always overgeneralize.

But back to Clinton. The great thing about Clinton is that he saw a way though
 all the rules to get money. That is really what all Americans want: Free Dough
 and Lots of It. If you get caught? Do what the rest of us would do: blame it
 on the spouse because they only thing they ever got stuck with is you, right!?!

Clinton is great, he's Bubba, he's a closeted derelict like the rest of us, the
 ultimate version of a hippie calling out: ``Down with the establishment!"
 then becoming part of it two decades later. That is why he's President, he
 doesn't care!

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