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I don't understand women (in general, but specifically) when they say guys
don't express their feelings. Half the time the only things women say to
me are: ``Do you love me?" and ``What are you thinking?" So then
I get the (wrong) idea that they don't trust me, because they're always
asking me how I feel, or what (specifically, who) I'm thinking about, when
usually I have what's normally going through the average male's head:
static.
Okay, so lets make this relationship thing a little more manageable: Ladies,
reduce it to a simple barter/exchange. Guys can handle that because it's
uncomplicated by those sweaty-palm-inducing emotion things. Say: ``If I
tell you how I feel about you, will you tell me how you feel about me?"
See, cuz that way you can control the situation and say: ``I asked you first"
when we try and avoid the question.
It's also less nagging, and any reduction in that is definitely a good thing.
And don't go around telling him you love him all the time. There are two things
which happen here. 1) You are genuine, and then he stomps on you because he
(incorrectly) thinks you have no backbone. This injures all parties because
you don't want to get stomped on, and he aches when you exert your revenge.
2) He realizes you are currently working him for all he's worth.
But for the time being: I don't care about relationships or love. I enjoy
sitting here all alone in my room night after night, trying to find a date,
but ending up writing on my computer for all of you people.
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