Ch^H^H...Train of Thought

Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

Dude.... so, I wake up this morning to see a squirrel in my house.

A squirrel. Then *poof*. 'tis gone.

I thought I was hallucinating because I was so tired from yesterday. So I go take a shower, thinking that, "man, I just gotta be exhausted."

Afterwards, I kicked the sofa for good measure and a squirrel dashed off to the dining room.

Dammit.

Anyways, after opening both the front and back door, I chased it around the living room, where it decided to try to jump out of a window. A window that cannot be opened. Eventually, it left the living room and I can only hope it went out the back door.

But yeah, I *assume* it went out the door. I don't actually know. I didn't hear anything as I ate breakfast, so I'm just hoping I don't find a bunch of rabid squirrel crap when I get home.

Posted by hachu at August 24, 2007 11:15 AM