Aphids and Orbs-- The Two Misunderstood and Undrepresented Entitities in Today's Society
By Jonathan Haeber

Orbs were once popular. They were big in the days of that movie Tron. Whenever one said Orbs, immediately: Bam! you thought of science fiction. Aphids too. They're as much science fiction as anything else. They are the incarnate of science fiction. Remember back in the days when they had 3-D glasses in movie theatres? Well, that was the apogee of Aphids and Orbs. The movies all had giant aphids and floating orbs. In area 51, they found an orb. I wouldn't be surprised that if the aliens in the orb resembled aphids, because don't aphids look a lot like your visualization of what an alien will resemble, just 500 times bigger.

However, it would be a scary world full of six-foot aphids. That's why I think the government should genetically engineer giant ladybugs to eat the aphids. Hell, when we encounter a killer aphid alien, we wouldn't be yelling "ladybug, ladybug, fly away" anymore. We'd be yelling: "Ladybug, Ladybug, get your red ass over here and kill this killer aphid!"

Above all, orbs and aphids are better left out of this world, although I wouldn't mind having more theatres with 3D glasses. I would totally dig those.