Jargon In A Sleep Deprived State
By Jonathan Haeber

Deprivation -- part 1 of a 1 part series focusing on the first-hand effects of deprivation. When one is deprivated, he or she may even eat such foods as Lox and Bagels with onions just for the sheer sustenance, not to mention that Bagels and Onions are relatively cheap, but Lox are an ocean Salmon that travels through the ecumene-- ocean going ecumenal salmon can be costly.

White hitterite cell-phones straddled by the neophyte industrialized post-modernist societies. Sikhism continues to relocate through contagious diffusion and nucleur infusion. Burning Mars on a Barren Pakistan, grows to a Coke-induced multinational fascist Peace Corp. Caffeinated beverages brewed in Shasta River water peak in the Mormon Diaspora. The Great Central Valley of futility comes to a servility of ostentatious land zoning laws. Super-Cell ENSO political storms generated by global microwaving in a pre-pubescent popcorn sitcom. Poverty in the WTO, success in the WWF, and mixed results in the WHO leads to a syndrome of “who knows?” Osama is Islam’s Dalai Lama and referendum enfranchises the affluent. The media breeds inaccuracy but so does the government technocracy. Recycled Post-Consumer credit limits come to be rife with quackery.