Janet
AKA:
Janet, Juicy, Jugs
Gender:
Asexual (unless you're hot, then she's a woman!)
Age:
26
Last School Attended:
UC Davis
Last Degree:
Aggie Econ
What's she doing with her degree:
Well, if surfing the net aimlessly and watching a lot of TV was her degree, then she's using it vigorously.
Profession:
Shoot, she just told me and I forgot.
Her "Look":
Like a nun, but more conservative
Hobbies:
TV TV TV and eating (and yet, she's not fat)
Favorite Friday Night Hangout:
In front of her boyfriend -- the TV
Wishes she was:
Watching whatever is on right now! (she really should learn how to program a VCR)
Aspirations:
To get a TiVO
Comments:
I met Janet at Presidio Middle School. She would call me names. She takes credit in making up that nickname everyone called me in middle school that has caused so much psychological scarring that I still cry myself to sleep every night! (Thanks a lot Janet!) But then one day she got a perm and she looked horrible, so I feel that there is a god. Janet watches a lot of TV. Can you tell? I am sure if you named a time and a day, she could tell you what was on TV. Overall, Janet is a nice person, just don't hit on her. She'll run like the wind.
Janet wishes she were like Buffy with the kick-butt moves, lesbian friends, and a hot, hunky vampire with a soul pining after her. Too bad she isn't. But here's a list of stuff she needs in a man.