Wendy
AKA:
Lab Slave, wendy-burger (Don't ask, I am sure the explanation is equally stupid!)
Gender:
100% Grade B Woman. heh.
Age:
A very young 25
Last School Attended:
UC Davis
Major:
Genetics
Profession: Lab Slave (er.. I mean Lab tech)
Favorite Sayings:
"It's my day!" <*Drool*> "Isn't Colin Farrell Cute?"
Her "Look":
Frumpy Lab Worker (But she cleans up real good!)
Hobbies:
Staying at home, Watching all the netflix she can, surfing the yahoo personals for cute guys.
Favorite Friday Night Hangout:
At home, alone in her room! (who knows what she's doing!)
Obsessions:
Seriously, she's stalking Colin Farrell
Aspirations:
To be Mrs. Colin Farrell.
Comments:
Wendy is almost as funny as me. (ALMOST) She's my partner in crime. Our "crimes" being pointing out everyone else's flaws, but in a ego-crushing, ridiculing, funny way! Geez. People should be able to take some constructive criticism. I mean what good are our friends, if we can't make fun of them? And I think they enjoy it anyways. I know Wendy enjoys inflicting shame. She's a closet sadist.
Wendy is pretty desperate. You wanna know what she wants in a man?