Politics

Teaches: Fun

Players: 2+

Inside: Good
Outside: Good

Teams: Special
Balanced: No

Hits result in: Special

Description:
This game can be played with as few as two players or as many as thirteen. The game becomes more complex (and absurd) as the number of players increases. For 2 players:
the 2 players are cheney and lawyer. The goal of the lawyer is to shoot the 3 birds (cups) before cheney shoots him (lawyer does not respawn). The lawyer can stun cheney for 3 seconds by shooting him. There is a 3 minute time limit before the cops come (end of game). The laywerr wins if he shoots all the birds in time without getting killed by cheney. If time runs out, the birds live and cheny wins, he's such an environmentalist.

For 3 players:
the players are cheney, the lawyer, and the medic. The goal of cheney and the lawyer remain the same, but now cheney is dead if shot (unable to shoot) until he is revived by the medic (instant respawn on location). The medic is killed if he is shot (does not respawn).

For 4 players:
the players are cheney, the medic, and 2 lawyers. The game is played the same as for 3 players, except both the medic and cheney are not killed but rather stunned for 3 seconds if shot, again unless the medic revives cheney.

For 5 players:
the players are cheney, the medic, 2 lawyers, and the secret service. This is played the same as with 3 players, except now there are 2 lawyers, and the secret service is also trying to shoot the lawyers. All players die if shot (no respawns), except cheney, who can still be revived by the medic.

For 6 players:
the players are cheney, the medic, 2 lawyers, the secret service, and PETA. It plays the same as with 5 players, except now the lawyers are only stunned for 3 seconds (3 seconds till respawn on location) and PETA is able to revive the birds (put the cups back up) and shoot at the lawyers. The goal of PETA is to keep the cups alive till the cops show up (the 3 minute time limit is up)

For 7 players:
the players are cheney, the medic, 2 lawyers, the secret service, PETA, and the rancher. This plays the same as with 6 players, except now the rancher's goal is to help the lawyers by shoting cheney, the medic, the secret service, and PETA, but the rancher cant shoot the birds. The rancher dies if shot (does not respawn).

For 8 players:
the players are cheney, the medic, 2 lawyers, the secret service, PETA, the rancher, and the liberal media. This plays the same as 7 players, but now the liberal media, that dies if shot (does not respawn) is trying to shoot cheney because they don't like him. The goal of the liberal media is to kill cheney, they don't care about the birds.

For 9 players:
the players are cheney, the medic, 2 lawyers, the secret service, PETA, the rancher, the liberal media, and fox news. This plays the same as 8 players, except now fox news is trying to shoot the liberal media, and the liberal media can shoot fox news, both die if shot (neither respawn). The goal of fox news is to kill the liberal media, the goal of the liberal media is to kill cheney, the goal of cheney, the medic, the secret service, and PETA is to keep the birds from getting killed before time runs out, the goal of the lawyers and the rancher is to kill the birds before time runs out.

For 10 players:
the players are cheney, the medic, 2 lawyers, the secret service, PETA, the rancher, the liberal media, fox news, and the greedy ebay merchant. This plays the same as with 9 players except now the greedy ebay mechant is trying to take the dead birds (shot down cups) and bring them to their truck (other end of the room) before PETA revives the birds. The greedy ebay merchant can shoot PETA, and PETA can shoot the ebay merchent, both must be revived at their trucks (set respawn points).

For 11 players:
The players are cheney, the medic, 2 lawyers, the secret service, PETA, the rancher, the liberal media, fox news, the greedy ebay merchant, and Halliburton's hitman. This plays the same as with 10 players, except now Halliburton's hitman try to keep cheney alive and kill the liberal media.

For 12 players:
The players are cheney, the medic, 2 lawyers, the secret service, PETA, the rancher, the liberal media, fox news, the greedy ebay merchant, Halliburton's hitman, and greenpeace. This plays the same as 11 players except now greenpeace is trying to kill the rancher, because that would be funny.

For 13 players:
The players are cheney, the medic, 2 lawyers, the secret service, PETA, the rancher, the liberal media, fox news, the greedy ebay merchant, Halliburton's hitman, greenpeace, ex-supreme court nominee. This plays the same as for 12 players except now ex-supreme court nominee is mad at cheney and wants to kill him. She can be killed by PETA, liberal media, and Halliburton's hitman. The ex-supreme court nominee dies if shot.