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So I had the whole "conversations" thing with HKN today in 345 Soda at 2:15pm, or so I had signed up. Aside from giving them some more of my money, I got a chance to see what they were all about: not the broomball, not the camaraderie, not even for the free food. Indeed, it's all about the toilet paper.
This would be the "HKN promo" page. So I had a 15-minute slot alloted to me for something called "conversations" at the HKN office in Soda. John (Sam's roommate last year) and Melissa (the publicity dude) were the people who decided they had to conversate with me, and so yeah, that was that. Also - 345 Soda is apparently where all these here officer types hang out when they're bored. According to Melissa: it's for the free toilet paper. Eventually, Rishi got TP'd. This was random.
Sick of looking like an ordinary dorky, drab, run-of-the-mill, live-in-Soda-programming-all-the-time, option C EECS major? Well, no more! Want to look as cool and spiffy and "GQ" as Rishi here? All you need is some toilet paper and a bit of creativity. Just acknowledging the fact that you don't want to be a CS (option C) EECS freak is creativity enough; but where the hell are you gonna get all that toilet paper?
Answer: Join HKN! We give you as much toilet paper as you want, as our office in 345 Soda doubles as a porto-potty. You get to dress others up with the stuff, you get to play with it, sing to it, and take over the world!
Not only do we give you toilet paper, but we also answer such stupid brain teasers as "how do you combine 1, 3, 4, & 6 to get 24?" and "a man eats albatross soup. then he kills himself." Loads and loads of fun, and all this time, you get free toilet paper!
So with that in mind, JOIN HKN! and you too will learn the tricks of the trade. Did we mention the free toilet paper?
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