a classic:

remember these things that they made you read in high school english classes? the supposed "classics" that any "well-read" person will have read in their lifetime? and the cliffs notes to the things? well, no cliffs notes here, and these aren't even classics. just the more memorable of the things to go through my email inbox and other things...this proves that sometimes I do read for fun.

News:

• the oj story, according to dr. seuss
• if ms were the coca-cola company

The Word of the Cave:

• special high intensity training
• a dog named sex
• "stupidity"...for lack of a better title

From the Squelch:

• if eecs were an athletic department...
• ode to stanfurd

Songs:

• i will survive, the college version
• blame cns, written by the bsii and trisha

Seasonal:

• variation 1 on "'twas the night before christmas"
• variation 2, by Melissa
• variation 3, the ebonics version
• variation 4, Christmas in Spanglish

Misc

• bitch vs. ho, a study in linguistics by Kennon Lee
• when hell freezes over
• Wife 1.0
• MYASS - Y2K software
• The World, according to student bloopers
• I'm glad I'm a man, a chauvinistic tale from the misc files, submitted by binky
• a tale of payback
• OS Airlines - to help those of you less computer-geekish folk out there understand our cause
• ~> man sex - found in the depths of the etc/ subdirectory of the emacs libraries.
• Psalm 23 - the psychobabble version
• How to write a paper - the definitive guide for all your paper needs, from term papers to project reports.
• The Woman Dictionary (or at least, part of it)