Blame CNS (to the tune of Blame Canada. Duh)

Times have changed,
Residents are getting worse,
They won't obey our guidelines,
They just want their porn and verse!

Should we blame the napster?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on their CRT?

No!
Blame CNS! Blame CNS!
With all their bandwidth caps,
And routers so full of stats,
Blame CNS! Blame CNS!
We need to form a full assault!
It's CNS's fault!

Don't blame us for Mikeepoo,
He serves some rockin' turns,
And now he's off to IPO!
And Jonathan Tsang once cared
about network health,
But now, when we call him,
He tells us to fuck ourselves!

Well,
Blame CNS!  Blame CNS!
It seems everything's gone wrong
Since CNS came along.
Blame CNS!  Blame CNS!
They're not so big and bad anyway.

Zhe Li could've been an RCC, it's true
Instead we'll smack him down till he's black and blue

Should we blame Napster?
Should we blame mp3s?
Or the Apathy and Negligence of the RCCs?

Heck no!
Blame CNS! Blame CNS!
With all their capping hullabaloo,
And that Admin Comp, too,
Blame CNS! Shame on CNS, for...

The smut we must cut,
The songs we must stash,
The verses and fun
Must all be undone,
We must blame them and cause a fuss,
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!