Some may say I'm being an egotistical maniac here and showing off. Maybe I am. And hell, after being in school since I was five years old and persisting for nearly twenty years, shouldn't I be allowed to do this once? Yet if there's anything I've learned during my stay in the American School System, it's that people don't like entertaining thoughts that they are inferior to someone who is supposedly a "peer" and will go to great lengths to castigate others (while holding themselves blameless) for flaunting their successes. I justify posting this information for three reasons:

1. I'm done with school forever and I have a job! No one in the world will give a flying fsck or a rat's ass about the information contained here ever again. So there's no harm in you seeing it, and there's no benefit for me keeping it to myself. Consider it to be a piece of historical trivia, like "Who hit the first home run in Florida Marlins history?" (Jeff Conine, if memory serves), or "What was the 34th president's mother's maiden name?" (hell if I know - and that's why it's meaningless trivia).
2. I know this might be intimidating, but let me have this one piece of intimidation, eh? I mean, it's not like I'm going to ever intimidate people on Venice Beach by ripping off my shirt and flaunting my muscular torso or anything, so this is probably the best I can get...for now. =P
   (but for those of you who realise that letter grades are but a subjective scam testing memory skills rather than knowledge acquisition, this might not be intimidating anyway)
3. And: it really really doesn't matter anymore. If I were you, I'd laugh this off and click the back button and go on with your life. (yet here I am putting up my standard disclaimer so that the 1% of my readership who will get offended will only get "mildly" offended instead of "seethingly pissed")

Just realise that I'm letting off steam (metaphorically) and am totally euphoric at being done with school. Cynics, please realise that I haven't been graduated long enough to become bitter about industry yet. These views only reflect my current state of mind.

- MASTERS DEGREE -
MASTER OF SCIENCE IN ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING
AND COMPUTER SCIENCES
DEGREE CONFERRED DECEMBER 18, 2003
TWO CARDS
12-01 CREDIT ALLOWED FOR WORK COMPLETED AT
UC BERKELEY IN UNDERGRADUATE STATUS
TOTAL	8.0
08-27-01 TWO CARDS.
FALL TERM 2001
EL ENG	244	CAD OF ICS	3.0	A-	11.1
EL ENG	245	INTRO MEMS DESIGN	3.0	A	12.0
EL ENG	301	TEACHING ELEC ENG	1.0	S		SU
COMPSCI	152	COMP ARCH & ENG	5.0	A+	20.0
		SEMESTER GPA: 3.918  /  CUMULATIVE GPA: 3.918
SPRING TERM 2002
EL ENG	142	INTEG CIRC FOR COMM	4.0	B+	13.2
EL ENG	240	ADV ANALOG INT CIRC	3.0	A	12.0
EL ENG	241	ADV DIGITAL INT CIR	3.0	B+	9.9
		SEMESTER GPA: 3.510  /  CUMULATIVE GPA: 3.724
FALL TERM 2002
EL ENG	242	ADV ICs FOR COMM	3.0	A-	11.1
EL ENG	247	VLSI AN-DIG INTERF	3.0	B+	9.9
EL ENG	299	INDIV RESEARCH	3.0	S		SF
PSYCH	106	DREAMS	3.0	A	12.0
		SEMESTER GPA: 3.667  /  CUMULATIVE GPA: 3.707
SPRING TERM 2003
EL ENG	299	INDIV RESEARCH	5.0	S		SF
PSYCH	156	HUMAN EMOTION	3.0	A	12.0
		SEMESTER GPA: 4.000  /  CUMULATIVE GPA: 3.733
- MEMORANDA -
12-01 GRAD STANDING TO DATE FROM SPRING 2001
GRAD CREDIT ALLOWED FOR EL ENG 130 AND
EL ENG 140