Are you tired of always fighting to get the best vents?
Tired of the cops telling you that living on the street is illegal?
Tired of all the city park benches being freshly painted?
Then we have the solution for you!
Hi I'm Sam and he's Bob. And we're here to sell you the in Portable Housing. We've noticed that there's a slight homeless problem in this here country, and we decided to do our part by supplying housing for the homeless. Then they won't be homeless any more. And we'll have done our small part.
Why did we choose to do this? Well, lemme tell you, it wasn't for the money. It was because our great uncle Fred died on the streets because this stupid street punk jumped him. Now if he'd had his own patented Sam 'n Bob's portable housing unit, he wouldn't have died. Now, I think this is a very good reason to be in business, and it's not just for the money. If we were in it for the money, we woulda sold out long ago.
Our sizes come in Small, Medium, or Large. You can get it in the Natural shade of Cardboard Brown, or, if you wish, we can have Frieda (that's Bob's five year old daughter) draw you some pretty designs. And no matter what, you can get our boxes for the highly affordable price of one dollar! That's more that that bottle of liquor you were gonna buy. And we will even let you "work for food." Our prices can't be beat.
I'm Sam, and he's Bob...and we're doing our part.