Note: This AC/DC LIVE! report may have been fabricated.
Members present:
Danny Chai, OJ Simpson
So, as usual Danny and I were hanging out at my house. I was telling him how much I missed Nicole and all, and he said, "Hey OJ! Why don't we kill her?" I sort of brushed off what he said, until the next day, the police were at my house questioning me.
I thought that was kind of odd, so, in prison, I started doing a little research on my "good" friend, Danny Chai. It appears that my friend Danny had his name changed...do you know what his old name was? DANNY FUHRMAN. That's right, he is the brother of that racist cop, Mark Fuhrman.
And now, as I remember that night a little more clearly, Danny was in my Ford Bronco, wiping a bloody rag all over the place. I said to him, "What are you doing man? You are getting my Bronco all bloody!!!" Danny just looked at me and said, "WHY ARE YOU GETTING DEFENSIVE, MAN? Blood is the new cool thing! I was just trying to get you into the 'hip' generation. Get with it, you black man."
He planted evidence on me man! And he called me "you black man"! What a racist. And nice friend. I almost went to jail for him. Anyways, now that I'm free I'm going to do everything in my power to GET HIM BACK.