Like all other companies, Infinity Plus One Productions will from time to time release articles pertaining to the events of that company. If you are a major newspaper, news station, magazine, or website, feel free to attend our fake press conferences for your reporting needs.

• August 10, 2001 - Attempted assassination of company president fails
• August 9, 2001 - Employee wears out new DDR machine
• July 30, 2001 - IP1 to halt all electrical outlet gags
• July 3, 2001 - Energy conservation embraced by IP1
• June 23, 2001 - Thousands die during training
• May 8, 2001 - Corporate grant leads to scientific breakthrough
• March 31, 2001 - New baseball product destroys opposition
• March 12, 2001 - Infinity percent growth reported by IP1 Productions
• September 21, 2000 - Relocation of fake company officially announced
• January 27, 2000 - IP1 Productions installs state of the art security system
• January 26, 2000 - Company web server crashes, files missing
• January 25, 2000 - Scientists rediscover forty-third element
• January 22, 2000 - Girl in display case nearly suffocates to death
• January 21, 2000 - Safety inspector promotes health, confiscates donuts
• January 20, 2000 - IP1 Productions buys acres of rainforest, preserves nature
• January 19, 2000 - Corporate office built by time travelers, ahead of time
• January 18, 2000 - Foreign affairs director makes progress in China
• January 17, 2000 - President announces five-day weekend in honor of Martin Luther King
• January 16, 2000 - Major advertising campaign launched nationwide
• January 15, 2000 - IP1 Productions purchases 10,000 square foot warehouse
• January 14, 2000 - Construction workers go on strike
• January 13, 2000 - Infinity Plus One Productions officially opens for business

Note to all staff - the reporters reserve the right to use your names in any press release whether or not you said any of the statements in it. Don't worry, we'll try to make you look as good as possible.