There are over five hundred pick-up lines contained in these nine
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A quick note: Why use a pick-up line? One may use it to meet another
person, usually of the opposite sex. There are, as I see it, three main
categories of pickup lines: the good, the bad, and the stupid. The good
line gets to the point behind the essence of a pickup line. To start a
conversation. A pickup line is only as useful as the conversation that
follows it. In that end, one must select pickup lines that are witty and
interesting enough to mediate that end. However, don't be too witty.
There is such thing as a pickup line that is incredibly humorous and
witty, but fails to generate useful conversation, and is thus, by this
definition, a bad pickup line. The bad pickup lines are the lines that
offend, or do not create conversation. Check out those uder a couple of
the sections down below. There are also the stupid lines. You know you
got one of those when, immeidately after saying the line to the person,
kicks you in the area between the legs and screams "rape" at the top of
their lungs.
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These have been classified by their direct and to the point nature.
Once this type of line has been stated, there is nothing left but a dynamic consequence.
These are the types of lines that make you wanna cringe when you hear them for the first time. And the second time... Laugher is a common response to hearing these lines. Also, such things as "Oh, maw gawd." is also common.
The only response one will hear after any of these statements will be the word, "What?" A possible exception to this will be the polite version of "Excuse me!?!" I have no idea what some of these are attempting to accomplish.
These, as Joey for Friends would say, 'work on another level." Man, some of these are really deep. This is the largest list. Over 200 lines are classified here.
Some of these lines are honest attempts at breaking the ice through compliment, but others, just seem to be quite the affront. Some of these cross over to the cheesy category... Just a warning...
These lines go beyond the simple "What?" category. These are just
plain stupid. These should only be used by the seasoned vet, or the incredibly attractive. Good luck.
These are the ones that I find most
amusing. They just couldn't be placed, and therefore lost, with the rest of the pack...Also, I have my old list! This is also a
n excellent source of bri
lliant pick-up lines!
