Line | Attempts | Successes
|
Be unique and different, say yes. | 1 |
1 |
Can I buy you a drink or do you just
want the money? | 0 | 0 |
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by
again? | 14 | 10 |
Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? | 3
| 1 |
Hi. Are you cute? |
0 | 0 |
I can
sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. |
not enough | 0 |
I'm easy. Are you? | 0 | 0
|
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on
earth tonight. | 20 | 0 |
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of
testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. | 300
| 1 |
Inheriting eighty million
bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. | 0
| 0 |
So....How am I doin'?
| 0 | 0 |
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves
from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. | 4
| 4 |
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
| 7 | 1 |
When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going?" Answer:"home."
You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are
you?" | 0 | 0 |
Okay,
so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of
concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having
a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number
because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call
and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we
go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a
lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and
really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible,
decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together
for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion,
you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but
I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that
I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we
have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the
bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really
good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my
declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual
gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar,
you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids
why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about
the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off,
let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's
going. | 0 | 0 |
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they
open? | 0 | 0 |
Does your boyfriend know where you are?
| 0 | 0 |
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
| 13 | 13 |
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the
answer to
this question?
| 0 | 0 |
(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you,
you, and you. Alright, who's first?
| 0 | 0 |
(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me
when you're ready.
| 11 | 9 |
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to
give you notice that I noticed you too.
| 0 | 0 |
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into
this cheap motel room across the street.
| 0 | 0 |
Go up to a girl and say "Let me tell you a story:There was a frog
on this
side of the mountain(put your finger on her left shoulder with your right
hand if you are on her left side or vice versa) and there was a frog on
this side of the mountain"(put your finger on her right shoulder with your
right hand if you are on her right side or vise versa)Then say "Nevermind,
that was a stupid story any way"(while your right arm is still behind the
girl on her right side just put your arm around her and leave it there of
course)
| 0 | 0 |
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch
my
ass? No. Damn!
| 0 | 0 |
| 0 | 0 |
| 0 | 0 |
| 0 | 0 |
| 0 | 0 |
| 0 | 0 |