| Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here. |
2 | 0 | | As she's
leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me! |
3 | 0 |
| Baby,
somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! | 3
| 0 |
| Bond. James Bond.
| 41 | 40 (Lost. Get Lost.)
|
| Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR:
I want to call your mother and thank her. | 0 |
0 |
| Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt?
When you fell out of heaven? | 3 | 1
|
| Do you come here often? | 0
| 0 |
| Do you have a map? I just keep
on getting lost in your eyes. | 7 |
1 |
| Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever
done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
| 0 | 0 |
|
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! |
Once too many | 0 |
|
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. |
1 | 0 |
| Hey...somebody farted.
Let's get out of here. | 1 | 0
|
| Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? |
10 | -10 |
|
How was heaven when you left
it? | 0 | 0 |
| I didn't know that angels could fly so low! | 20
| 5 |
| I have only three months to live.
.. | 27 | 14 |
| I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south. |
3 | 0 |
| I play the
field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. |
0 | 0 |
| I'm new in town.
Could you give me directions to your apartment? | 0
| 0 |
| I'm sorry, were you talking to
me? Her: No. Well then, please start. | 7 |
0 |
| If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I'd put U and I together. | 0 | 0
|
| If I followed you home, would you keep me? |
1 | 1 |
|
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
| 0 | 0 |
| I
s there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? |
5 | 1 |
| My lenses
turn dark in the sunshine of your love. | 0 |
0 |
| So there you are! I've been looking all
over for YOU, the girl of my dreams! | 2 |
0 |
| Stand still so I can pick you up! |
0 | 0 |
| Was you
father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! |
0 | 0 |
| What time do
you have to be back in heaven? | 3 | 0
|
| What was that sound? It was the sound of my
heart
breaking. | 2 | 0 |
| What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? |
0 | 0 |
| What's that
in your eye? Must just be a twinkle. | 2 |
0 |
| What's your favorite position on
extramarital sex? | 0 | 0
|
| What's your sign? | 3120 |
314 |
| Where have you been all my life?
| 4 | 0 |
| Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched
by an angel? | 0 | 0 |
| Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together? |
6 | 0 |
| Wow. |
100 | 30(It's just so simple... |
| You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth. | 7
| 0 |
| You must be a hell
of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room. | 0 | 0 |
| Your daddy must
have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. | 0
| 0 |
| Your legs must be
tired because you've been running through my mind all night. |
3 | 0 |
| [Grab her
tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? | 0 |
0 |
| Can I have directions? ["To where?"]
To your heart. | 6 | 0 |
| Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from
the sky and put them in your eyes. | 4 |
1 |
| [
Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond:
"Yep! Made in heaven!" | 30 | 30
|
| Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea. |
--- | --- |
| Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is July xx,xxxx, at
10:30
pm, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I
met you." | 1 | 0 |
| "Pinch me." "Why?" "You're so fine I must be
dreaming." | 1 | 0 |
| Your name must be Mickey because your so
fine. | --- | God,
I hope this number is "0". |
| You're daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!" |
--- | 0 |
| You're daddy must be an archer because he sure shot a bullseye!
| 0 | 0 |
| Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!
| 0 | 0 |
| Ouch! My tooth hurts! Target: "Why?" Because you are sooo
sweet!
| 0 | 0 |
| You must be from Pearl Harber, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
| 0 | 0 |
| You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
| 0 | 0 |
| Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
| 0 | 0 |
| Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE
PRINT!
| 0 | 0 |
| Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were
drinking}
award for looking so good. Now if you will give me your name,
number and other vital statistics i would like to enter you
in our grand prize drawing which will win you an all expense
paid date with me.
| 2 | 1 |
| You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
| 0 | 0 |
| Is your dad a terrorists? Cause you're the bomb.
| 0 | 0 |
| Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
| 0 | 0 |
| You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
| 0 | 0 |
| Say, you remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause
you're hot!
| 1 | 1 |
| If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years
away.
| 0 | 0 |
| Baby, you are the finest thing in the world. I could put you on a
place and sop you up with a biscuit.
| 0 | 0 |
| Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart
back.
| 0 | 0 |
| I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
| 0 | 0 |
| Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's
just a sparkle.
| 0 | 0 |
| Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been
searching for!
| 0 | 0
|
| You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over
here!
| 0 | 0
|
| It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your
birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?
| 5 | 5
|
| What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"
| 0 | 0
|
| If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
| 0 | 0
|
| (person walks in, and you say:) And out of nowhere comes the
sunshine!!
| 0 | 0
|
| When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his
angels.
| 0 | 0
|
| I'm good at math. U+I=69
| 0 | 0
|
| If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would
soon be empty.
| 0 | 0
|
| Hi. Your name must be (your car here) because my backseat has it
written all over.
| 0 | 0
|
| Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
| 0 | 0
|
| I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick, want to help me test the
claim it won't kiss off?
| 0 | 0
|
| Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it
and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side
(doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does
it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river
(ie...bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.) When the person
finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute
puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."
| 0 | 0
|
| Mars? this is the advanced recon unit. Good news, I've found a
couple of foxes.
| 0 | 0
|
| Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
| 0 | 0
|
| Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
| 1 | 1
|
| Do you remeber Crayola Crayons? They used to have this
color...Blizard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure
out why. But I just realized why, your eyes...Blizard Blue.
| 0 | 0
|
| Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
| 0 | 0
|
| Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
| 0 | 0
|
| Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
| 0 | 0
|
| Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass.
| 0 | 0
|
| Hello. ARe you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
| 0 | 0
|
| I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
| 0 | 0
|
|
| 0 | 0
|
|
| 0 | 0
|
|
| 0 | 0
|
|
| 0 | 0
|
|
| 0 | 0
|
|
| 0 | 0
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