| Line | Attempts | Successes |
|---|
| Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! |
3 | 0 |
| Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! |
3 | 0 |
| Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see
myself in them. | 5 | 0 |
| Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when
you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me. | 4 |
0 |
| Do you want to see something swell?
| 4 | 0 |
| Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What?
(Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP! | 7
| 0 |
| Excuse me, I'm a little
short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? |
6 | 0 |
| Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks? | 2
| 0 |
| Hi, the voices in my head
told me to come over and talk to you. | 4 |
0 |
| I am conducting a field test of
how many woman have pierced nipples. | 2 |
0 |
| I know I don't look like much now,
but I'm drinking milk. | 2 | 0
|
| I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. |
5 | 0 |
| I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
| 1 | 0 |
| My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a
public place. | 2 |
0 |
| No, I'm not a cop. What can
I get for fifty bucks? | 2 | 0
|
| Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone
number, could I borrow yours? | 6 |
0 |
| Pardon me, are you
in heat?! | 2 | 0 |
| Should I call you in the morning or nudge you? | 5
| 0 |
| So, you're a girl
huh? | 6 | 1 |
| Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen
her clothes. | 1 | 0 |
| Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5
inches and it ain't floppy. | 2 | 0
|
| Would you like to come over to my place later?
You can bring some friends because my face seats fiv
e. | 2 | 0 |
| You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case. |
1 | 0 |
| You make
my software turn to hardware! | 1 | 0
|
| You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
| 2 | 0 |
| To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well:"Hey, wanna hook
up sometime?" | --- | --- |
| If you were a booger I'd pick you first. | not
enough | 0 |
| Pardon me, have you seen my missing nobel prize around here
anywhere?
| --- | --- |
| Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
| --- | --- |
| Hey baby... drop that zero and get
with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
| 10 | 10 |
| Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your
name?
| --- | --- |
| My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
| --- | --- |
| Hi... would you fuck me? I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me real hard!!
| --- | --- |
| Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
| --- | --- |
| There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go
by myself.....
| --- | --- |
| Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my
package.
| --- | --- |
| When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in
tonsle
hockey.
| --- | --- |
| Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my
drink?"
| --- | --- |
| They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
| --- | --- |
| Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
| --- | --- |
| Which one of the Spice girls are you?
| 54 | 2 |
| Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel
like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking
down) I think his
truck is already sticking out.
| 1 | 0 |
| Weren't you at the tractor pull last night? I remember your tits.
| --- | --- |
| Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little
bit of you wrapped up in it.
| --- | --- |
| (Used while you and a male friend wear a bib. Walk up and stare
at breasts) Ma ma!
| --- | 0 |
| This is a test of the emergency pick up line service.
Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just
heard a bad pick up line.
| Instead,
they had to hear that. | 0 |
| Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore
Uranus.
| --- | 0 |
| Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My
testicles are the same size.
| --- | 0 |
| My love for you is like diaharrea, I just can't hold it in
| --- | 0 |
| Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice
eyes.
| --- | 0 |
| I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went
down on the Titanic
| --- | 0 |
| Can I take you to the Bone-yard?
| --- | 0 |
| I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!
| --- | 0 |
| Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularily
nice weather."
| --- | 0 |
| My love for you is like diarehha. I can't hold it in.
| --- | 0 |
| Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see
me?
| --- | 0 |
| Damn, have you been eating beans and rice lately?
| --- | 0 |
| I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some
coffee?
| --- | 0 |
|
| --- | 0 |
|
| --- | 0 |
|
| --- | 0 |