Pick-Up Lines Worthy of Beavis and Butthead

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Uh, hey baby.
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Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."
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You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.
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Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
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Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.
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What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh..
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Would you like carry my books for me?.
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If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?.
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I can make you feel like I've never had sex before..
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My lips are registered weapons.
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I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?
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If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public..
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If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree..
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If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine..
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If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down..
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Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for..
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Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?.
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You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it..
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Uh,...what?
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Hey, baby, do you want me to take off my shorts?
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