| Line | Attempts | Successes |
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| (leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate. |
0 | 0 |
| Are we related? Do you want to be? | 0 |
0 |
| Can you say constantinople backwards?
Me neither, but I just wanted to ask. | 0 |
0 |
| Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me
pee. (laugh profusely) | 0 | 0
|
| Do you know how to use a whip? |
0 | 0 |
| Drop 'em!
| 0 | 0 |
| Excuse me, do you live around here often? | 0
| 0 |
| Excuse me, I am about to go
masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. | 0
| 0 |
| Hey babe...can you suck a golf
ball thru 50 feet of garden hose? | 0 |
0 |
| Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
| 0 | 0 |
| Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down;
go ahead say no. | 0 | 0
|
| Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman
masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're
mine sweetheart." | 0 | 0
|
| I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'... |
0 | 0 |
| I know a
great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate. |
0 | 0 |
| I'm drunk.
| 0 | 0 |
| I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there. |
0 | 0 |
| I'm on fire.
Can I run through your sprinkler? | 0 |
0 |
| If I could be anything, I'd love to
be your bathwater. | 0 | 0
|
| If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between
F and CK | 0 | 0 |
| Like the look of your crotch. | 0 |
0 |
| Pardon me but I was just about to go
home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize
about you? | 0 | 0 |
| Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
| 0 | 0 |
|
Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree. | 0
| 0 |
| Say, did we go to different
schools together? | 0 | 0
|
| That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.
| 0 | 0 |
| What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?? |
0 | 0 |
| Why you've
got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across! | 0
| 0 |
| Would you like
Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa? | 0
| 0 |
| Would you like to
dance or should I go fuck myself again? | 0 |
0 |
| Would you like to see me naked ?? |
0 | 0 |
| Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of
myself? | 0 | 0 |
| You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
| 0 | 0 |
| You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.
| 0 | 0 |
| You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
| 0 | 0 |
| You know what I like about you? My arms. | 0
| 0 |
| You know, I'd really love to
fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it. |
0 | 0 |
| You know,
my mother says you have the smoothest complexion of anyone she knows. |
0 | 0 |
|
You look just like my mother. | 0 |
0 |
| You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
| 0 | 0 |
| You remind me of a girl I used to date. | 0
| 0 |
| You remind me of my dead
ex-girlfriend. | 0 | 0 |
| You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign. | 0 | 0 |
| Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?
| 0 | 0 |
| Are my undies showing? Answer:"No." You:"Would you like them to?
| 1 | 0 |
| I'd walk a million miles over broken glass just to meet the guy
that
>fucked you last.
| --- | 0 |
| If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
| --- | 0 |
| Excuse me , she says "Uh huh", do you have any grey poupon? no?
well we
can still get the sandwich action going on baby....
| --- | 0 |
| hey baby, can i feel yer ginsana? wanna feel mine?
| 0 | 0 |
| Do you like clocks? (if yes) put two hands and a face on
this.(pointing
down)
| --- | 0 |
| Do you like chocolate? (if yes) you can have my bar.
| --- | 0 |
| Beer is the root of all evil
Give me a beer i'm a WICKED root!
| --- | 0 |
| Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?
| --- | 0 |
| I'm an iceberg on a summer's day in South Carolina.
| --- | 0 |
| Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you
right
here!!!
| --- | 0 |
| Pardon me, do you mind if
I push in your stool?
| --- | 0 |
| If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would flip the M and W
(double
you).
| 1 | 1 |
| If belly buttons were a status symbol, then baby you would be god.
| --- | 0 |
| Have you ever seen a tree branch? [Girl] Yes. [Guy] How about a
root?
| --- | 0 |
| I have four words for you hol i day inn.
| 1 | 1 |
| I am not a queen but I'll give you something royal.
| 0 | 0 |
| Is your name Brandy? Because your the best liquir I have ever
had.
| --- | 0 |
| Does an elephant taking a shit make you want to fuck everything
around you?
| --- | 0 |
| Do you want a worm-do? (woman "whats a worm do?") it does
this..(move
your finger like a worm)~~~~
| --- | 0 |
| I'd call this puppy love but i'm not into all those new positions.
| --- | 0 |
| Wow, your eyebrows are thick.
| --- | 0 |
| I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
| --- | 0 |
| I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
| --- | 0 |
| Are you an emerson? 'Cuz them are some nice tits!
| --- | 0 |
| You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I can't stop ya.
| 5 | 3 |
| Your hair is so soft. Do you use Paul Mitchell products?
| --- | 0 |
| You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
| --- | 0 |
| I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
| --- | 0 |
| (if your name is Dan) Did you know my name backwards is "Nad"?
| --- | 0 |
| Hey baby, I think you made my two by four into a four by eight.
| --- | 0 |
| I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
| --- | 0 |
| Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical
lap and we'll see what rises!
| --- | 0 |
| Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write
down my number?
| --- | 0 |
| Buy me a beer, will ya hon?
| --- | 0 |
| You look like my mommy. I like my mommy.
| --- | 0 |
| What the hell are you looking at?
| --- | 0 |
| (go up to a table and whip it out)
CHARLIE!! ANYONE YOU RECOGNIZE??
| --- | 0 |
| Hey...... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under KABLAAM?
| --- | 0 |
| Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
| --- | 0 |
| Someone vaccum my lap, I think you need a clean place to sit.
| --- | 0 |
| Excuse me, but do you have the temperature?
| --- | 0 |
| I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car
outside..
| --- | 0 |
| If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
| --- | 0 |
| Do you have a license for that wagon you're draggin'?
| --- | 0 |
| Were you staring at my crotch?
| --- | 0 |
| Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.
| --- | 0 |
| Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?
| --- | 0 |
| You can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the heat.
| --- | 0 |
| Hey, you've got a lawyer's ass. Yip, it's firm.
| --- | 0 |
| So, are you a Skinner or a fucker?
| --- | 0 |
| Like Motel 6, I'll leave the light on for you.
| --- | 0 |
| Can I ASS you a question?
| --- | 0 |
| You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
| --- | 0 |
| You without me is like heavy metal without the blues notes: you
ain't going platinum.
| Did that
make sense? | Nope. |
| o you like to drink through straws?
| --- | 0 |
| Hi, my name is Peter. Wanna find out why?
| --- | 0 |
| Ever seen the movie "Fear"?
| --- | 0 |
| What color is your shit?
| --- | 0 |
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