Here are the final results from the tournament. I had to copy these by hand out of the statkeeper program, so if anyone wants more complete stats than these for their team, e-mail me and I'll send them to you. Team Wins Losses Points Per Round I Kid You Not (Tom Waters, Albert Whited) 13 0 280 Spicy Szechuan Shrimp (Eric H., R. Hentzel) 11 2 258 A Smattering of Ignorance (Chris Goheen, Victor Rosenberg, Lorin Burte, Derek Croxton) 11 2 225 The Life and Times of the Shmoo (Subash, Vishnu, Mike Angel, Tim) 9 4 213 Mary Jo Kopechne's Revenge (Jeremy White, Ben Lea, Charlie Steinhice, Gourab) 8 5 181 With Malice Toward Some (Emily, Andy, Steve, Cheryl) 8 5 170 They Were Expendable (Mike Wehrman, Andy Wehrman, Aaron Lichtig, Wes) 6 7 147 The Power of Positive Thinking (Karl Schmidt, Chad Kubicek, Scott Coon, Laura) 5 8 138 Team (Rob Chenault, Sarah Bagby, Alice Chou) 5 8 136 Lo, Our Butter Stinketh (Chris Borglum, Andy Vann, Cory Edwards, Mauve/Fabio) 5 8 112 Our Hearts Were Young and Gay (Jerry, Chris V., Todd, Mike H.) 5 8 111 The Best of Lesbian Comedy (John Edwards, Darrell!, Jennifer Hopens) 3 10 110 100,000,000 Guinea Pigs (Roger Bhan, Ken, Chris C., Himani) 2 11 69 The Donner Party (Nathan Freeburg, Joe) 0 13 44 Individual Stats: Player Team Points Per Round Tom I Kid 90.8 R. Shrimp 60.0 Mike W. Expendable 43.1 Victor Smattering 42.3 Eric Shrimp 40.0 Charlie Mary Jo 39.2 Karl Positive Think 32.3 Chris B. Butter 31.2 Emily Malice 30.4 Rob Team 30.0 Subash Shmoo 26.2 Roger Guinea Pigs 25.8 Jerry Hearts 23.8 Vishnu Shmoo 23.8 Alice Team 23.8 Gourab Mary Jo 23.5 Tim Shmoo 23.1 John Lesbians 21.9 Chad Positive Think 21.2 Aaron Expendable 20.8 Chris V. Hearts 20.4 Lorin Smattering 19.2 Nathan Donner 18.5 Andy F. Malice 17.3 Scott Positive Think 17.1 Albert I Kid 16.2 Jeremy Mary Jo 16.2 Chris G. Smattering 16.2 Sarah Team 15.4 Darrell! Lesbians 15.0 Ken Guinea Pigs 15.0 Cheryl Malice 15.0 Mike A Shmoo 14.6 Steve Malice 12.7 Mauve/Fabio Butter 12.7 Derek Smattering 11.5 Sendhil Lesbians 10.0 Laura Positive Think 10.0 Cory Butter 9.2 Jennifer Lesbians 8.1 Todd Hearts 6.9 Andy W. Expendable 6.9 Joe Donner 5.4 Andy V. Butter 4.2 Mike H. Hearts 2.3 Ben Mary Jo 1.5 Wes Expendable 1.5 Chris C. Guinea Pigs 0.8 Himani Guinea Pigs -0.4