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Computer Industry Acronyms:
The True Meanings of Computer Industry Acronyms AOL: Almost On-Line Apple: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity ACRONYM: A Completely Random Order Never Yields Meaning Basic: Bill's (Gates) Attempt to Seize Industry Control CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months DEC: Do Expect Cuts DOS: Defunct Operating System IBM: I Blame Microsoft ISDN: It Still Does Nothing Macintosh: Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs M.C.S.E.: Must Call Someone Else MICROSOFT : Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms PENTIUM : Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics SCSI: System Can't See It WINDOWS : Will Install Needless Data On Whole System WWW: World Wide Wait
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