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  You then exit stage right.

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• We know the way to quit the aging process.

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• Being a man is very easy no matter how old you are.

  Well, unless you're a child. Or female.

• We will deliver your watch exactly where you ask.

  Honestly, it's fine on my wrist here.

• Jeff said to Email you

  I see, so all this is Jeff's fault...

• Trendy watches for every mood.

  Except "self-conscious unfashionability".

• Infection attacks! Fight back!

  You die...

• don't let food be your greatest concern.

  You should really be worrying about sexual performance.

• Get Noticed with a sexy Acai Burn body

  At your local accident and emergency ward.

• Smoking kills! And if you prefer to stay alive,ask us for our help.

  Dr Vinnie will be round for your first protection payment on Friday.

• Equip your battleship with main caliber population abnormality incurvature coparceny

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• Produce a dream performance in bed

  Go to sleep.

• Every inch of your tool will be screaming about your manhood.

  You yourself may also be screaming.

• I ran out of traffic.

  I told you not to run into it.

• Tell me what you suffer from and we will find appropriate pills.

  Well, I'm getting a lot of spam at the moment.

{*} Sun May 03 12:42 (Sumana) Fairy Tales Can Come Wha?: A retelling of "The Three Little Pigs" I had not seen before.

{*} Fri Mar 13 07:35 (Kevan) Or yes: Subject: The offer you can not say no to!
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• Do you require email marketing quotes?

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• If you weren't blessed, we can fix that problem.

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• Become her megadriller

  She can never get past the ghosts on Level 8.

• Look like you have just walked out of the trendy store.

  Stand right in front of the door, and when you see someone approaching, step forward.

• Find new employment.

  That's a harsh way to break it to me, boss.

• Feel the juice flow and grow bigger than ever

  The Blob II: The Juice

• Hello not the man familiar to me!

  *sigh* Hello, Agent X.

• So large you will have to change your underwear

  Terrifyingly large.

• A classy watch is screaming about a sophisticated taste of his owner.

  Would sir mind turning his watch down? It's disturbing the other diners.

• Don't be the butt of fat jokes

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• RE: Your Job is at stake.

  Get that kindling lit.

• Work for you! Now!

  Looks like that temp-agency SWAT team has arrived.

• The stars use this

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• Welcome to the world of big monsters in pants and big possibilities!

  Abandoned dialogue from Jurassic Park's first draft.

• When you are slim and fit it is easier to find your soul mate.

  Easier to catch, I mean.

• Dreaming of being sound asleep? It?s easy with Xenax!

  And really confusing.

{*} Thu Feb 12 06:12 (Leonard): Funny spammer names are somewhat passé, but recently I got spam from "Chastity Hughes". The subject: "Intercourse."

{*} Wed Jan 14 05:53 (Kevan) This Generic Tablet:

• Stop fighting with your male friend and start taking the blue pill.

  Let's just get this film over with, Neo.

• She will want to give you the head right under the table in a restaurant.

  In a black plastic bag. Have the cash ready in used bills.

• Get more confidence with our amazing product!

  Our advertising department are addicted to it!

• Your big male thing will support you in any situation.

  ... Any situation?

• Downloads of the Programs!

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• If you want to be a real man - be him!

  That guy over there. No, the one in the grey jacket.

• Your body will resist any other watch than a Submariner.

  We cut a deal with government innoculation programmes in '86.

• This is your best roll

  Don't forget you get a +1 bonus from the amulet.

• Tired of being kidded about your limited dimensions?

  Hey, Flatlander, what's up?

• Your wrist is screaming for a new watch.

  This thick leather strap should muffle it.

• Real diplomats wear only Submariner SS watches.

  Because diplomatic immunity covers public indecency laws.

• Get a supernatural power by taking this generic tablet.

  That's not much of a backstory.