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{*} Fri Jan 25 07:20 (Kevan) This Is Your Thingy:
Results of the test contaminations are right here, Professor Nemesis.
Tell him we're closed.
No, you must have someone else's case notes there, Doctor Jung.
You know, I find that I just don't need to be.
I see what you did with that "no" clause.
Divert all power from shields!
Argh!
Thanks, I'll try that.
Please find enclosed lawsuit for home-video copyright infringement.
Eat our trademarked "breakfast" product, and we guarantee that you won't feel hungry again until lunchtime.
That's a relief. Thanks, spam.
Let me just tape your eyelids back.
Are you sure you're the pharmacology lecturer, sir?
{*} Sat Feb 16 14:00 (Leonard) Return of the Son of Inappropriate Suffix Words: Sounds great! When can I start?New job! hecatomb
{*} Wed Feb 20 04:39 (Leonard) The Gang Of Four (Billion): Yes, the most important design patterns for spammers.
Facade, Proxy, and Factory
{*} Fri Apr 04 02:52 (Kevan) Eliminates Books:
Houston, everything's fine.
It's actually quite a bad morning.
To have your city sacked by barbarians.
Track the passage of time with our special week-measuring device.
Burn it! Burn it to the ground!
Using an online ticketing service proved to be the kidnappers' downfall.
Bring own horse.
I think I lost it in the industrial park, but... Wait, there it is! It's seen us! Run!
Hey, I heard that.
{*} Tue May 20 18:20 (Leonard) Craven Spam #2: Kind of an abrupt shift from the groveling to the sleazy.
Remarkable evening,master!
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{*} Mon Jul 07 02:32 (Kevan) Fix Your Bed:
I remember him when he was just leonar.
The Ikea Matrix.
Isn't that a contradiction?
Once the side-effects pass, you'll lose the gills and shrink back to human-size.
Edgar, yes, I mean Edgar, that's right. The spirit world is cloudy today.
And give up your job as a door-to-door encyclopaedia salesman.
Why waste money on fancy restaurants?
Let's storm the biodome and retake our city!
Just don't feed it after midnight.
{*} Fri Aug 29 08:33 (Kevan) Unbelievable Quality:
Kit out three new freaks and send them to the firing range, sergeant.
Start a career in counterfeiting today.
Our... sleeping pill.
Thin and stupid is in this year.
Ah, the climactic scene of Theatre of Blood.
The door's right behind you.
Unbelievably bad quality?
If you drink a cursed potion of satiation when you're half-full, your hunger score sticks at zero and doesn't decrement.
See how Ant-Man fights off his attackers using only a contact-lens.
Me, I've always liked "g".
YOU CANNOT SEE THAT HERE. YOU SEARCH AND FIND NOTHING.
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