Spam As Folk Art for 2008 February

{*} Sat Feb 16 14:00 (Leonard) Return of the Son of Inappropriate Suffix Words:

New job! hecatomb

Sounds great! When can I start?

{*} Wed Feb 20 04:39 (Leonard) The Gang Of Four (Billion):

Facade, Proxy, and Factory

Yes, the most important design patterns for spammers.