# 27 Jan 2008, 08:15AM: Hoodies Are Enough to Justify ASBOs, Right?:
Walking back from dinner, passing the park benches. "Oh good, the ne'er-do-wells are gone."
"There's a couple of guys there."
"Yes, but they're wearing baseball caps, not hoodies."
"You're wearing a hood!"
"I'm wearing a hooded jacket. Ne'er-do-wells wear hooded sweatshirts."
"Look, I don't want to deny your Gift Of Fear, but..."
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