Why did you get involved with Theatre Rice?
To prove to the world that I am fat.

What do you hope to gain from TR?
Weight.

What do you like to do in your spare time?
Pretend to be a straight-edge vegetarian as I drink expensive wines and eat at House of Prime Rib.

Who are your role models?
Jesus, that's a tough one.

If you had a quote that defines how you live life, what would it be?
"All the world loves of lover. All the world loves 'Mandom.' Man oh man, that's 'Mandom.'"