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EnglishThis page expresses my spiteful hatred to English. I don't care who the fuck you are. If you are offended, I am damn sorry.I do believe that english is important. It is important because it is our fucking language we speak! And doubtless to say, it is used to communicate ideas, presuade people, or yell at people (like I did here). However, there is plenty of shit about english that PISSes me off. English TeacherWhoever taught me english, I hated them all. I really hated their gut, their intestine, their pancreas, their everything! Fuck! They basically told us that everything we knew about writing before was trash. They just have their own view of what is right. If you write a new idea of your own, or follow a style of your own, they will just say your writing is absoultely unacceptable. I have a teacher who say "Don't put your thesis in the introduction. His explanation was that essays in the real world simply don't! I absoultely disagree. It may be true in certain types of essays, but you know what? First of all, we are not trained to write like professional XYZ fiction writers. For most people, there is one and only one practical goal; that is to write clearly and persuasively. We should be trained to do exactly just that. In addtion, people don't have all the time in the world. If they look at the introduction and cannot find anything interesting, they will immediately toss it to trash. I hate to say it, but that is the way how the world works. I also have a teacher who is a clarity freak. She basically searched my entire essay and eliminate d EVERY (yes, EVERY!) existence of pronoun and words like "this" or "these" and mark "Who?" or "what?" right next to it, no matter how clear it is or what context it is in.Symbolishm - the Rotten English CrapHave you ever heard of the bull shit idea of symbolism? You probably do. Yes, I hate to say it, but I do see it is possible to have sacrasm in an essay. (despite the fact that english should be written to be as clear as possible in the beginning). As a matter of facts, english freaks are way overdoing it. Some english graduate students would write 50 pages on the topic sex symbol when some essays happens to have a number 69 in it. The author simply had no intention of such idea in his head, when he wrote the essay. It is totally unrelated to the topic and the number 69 is simply a number happens to be there. If so, can I use 1 as a symbol because we have one penis or can I use 2 as a symbol because we have two tits? How about 3 for threesome? This fucking nonsense pisses me off simply because it makes no sense whatsoever. There is simply no prove whatsoever. (since the author is probably dead by that time) And what is the point of proving all these craps? Sadly enough, absolutely nothing! Does the society gain anything from it in any way? Did it improve our living standard? I can't believe that our society allow these fuckers to live, drive, vote and reproduce.SAT + GREWhat's up with these retarded tests? What THE FUCK is the point to memorize so many vocabraries? There is ALWAYS something called a dictionary when we write papers. Are we more intelligent if we know more words? Does it actually test us anything? Also, does using lots of difficult vocabs in papers help the reader understand more? Sorry, my answer is no, no and no! I can't believe that these are the people taking control of our education. These trash should be genetically filtered when they are borned. One day I want to drive a plane and crash wherever these fuckers are working. After that, I will be the heros of all.Why the fuck is math in GRE algebra, things we did in elmentary school? We are in college, dude. Why is there no calculus on them? Are you guys just too retarded to make some calculus questions? I think researchers should do some reserach of why your brains are so small. Maybe it is better off to use you trash to do animal research, since you guys are cheaper, less rational and therefore more humane. These people should be sent to iraq to clear mines with their teeth. In conclusion, get lost, useless college broad trash. |
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