Fooking Fookers

I have a phone interview with this chinese guy from a wireless company

Him: What does the keyword auto do in c?
Me: hmmm ah ..hmmm... I do not know. I would look it up the web. 
(it is really no big deal to look up something on the web. It doesnt test 
you anything. I have never seen anyone using that keyword before. Trust me. 
That keyword is rarely used)

Him: Is TCP good in wireless?
Me: No, because TCP assume packets lost is due to congestion, but in 
reality it may not be
(I am really sure it is right)

Him: You have any questions?
Me: Is that all?.. I thi...
Him: All right then, bye.
(and hang up)


What kind of interview is that? This interview really test you nothing. I would be happy if 
people asks more intelligent questions.




I have never had any good experience with the government, Police, DMV, immigration, 
Post Office, whatsoever. Here is a story of me having a citicenship interview in 
San Francisco.

People were queuing up in front of the immigration building trying to pass the security 
checkpoint of the immigration building. When it was my turn, I put everything on the 
tray for scanning.

Immigration: What are these things? Can you take it out

Me: Oh those are my digital camera and my cell phone.

Immigration: Officer XYZ

Me: What is the problem?

Officer XYZ came pointing at my stuff: THIS is a cell phone and THIS is a camera. That's 
the problem.

Me: Err.. So?

Officer: We do not allowed cell phone or camera here

Me: Err.. Okay

Officer: You need to take this out. I don't care what you do with it. Just bring it 
outside and come back

Me: Err.. Is there a pla...

Officer: I can't tell you what to do. Just go

Me: Okay......

So I left the building wandering on the street trying to find a place to put my cell 
phone and camera. They don't even have anything whatsoever (including the web site) 
saying that I am not allowed to have cell phone or camera. Finally 
I found a camera shop that let me put my stuff for a couple of hours. 

I personally don't have a problem with that rule. It is really fine. But
look at his attitude. How hard was it to tell me where to go. And I am so 
sure that if he told me where to go, he will be fired. ... Sigh.. 
What a fucker... And you cannot complain either. Who knows what happen to 
your citicenship if you complain about something.



I need to get a card key for one of my ee lab at UCLA. There are plenty 
of space in the class and everyone are in groups of two. So in order 
to get a key, I need to talk to this lady. And once again, a typical 
American customer service ..

ME at 3:10pm: Hi, I would like to get a card key for one of my lab session

Lady working there: We only issue keys from 1pm to 3pm. You need to come back.

Me: Oh okay. 

How hard is it for you to give a key to me? You are here and I am only 10 
minutes late. WTF. Well the story doesn't end here yet

Me next day at 2:00pm: Hi I want to get a card key for my lab session

Lady: What lab session is that?

ME: 152a

Lady: You need to be in a group of three

ME: Err... Everyone is in a group of two ...

Lady: Nope, You have to be in a group of three

ME: How can ...

Lady: If you have problem finding a partner, go talk to you TA.

ME: Okay, I will ask my TA then 

Well ... You made me come back and now you said shit like this? Everyone have a partner. 
It doesn't make any sense to break any groups apart. She is really sigh... 
She only exists just to give your life miserable. Not only that I 
need to find her at the right time, right place and the right mood too. And I don't 
even know why she insisted on having a group of three. .... What was her problem? 
 


One day, I took a Greyhound bus to San Diego and I was trying to find a way to get to 
UCSD. I looked around inside the Greyhound station and found that there was a 
"Information Booth" nearby, so I went over there to ask.

ME: I just got off a Greyhound bus and I am wondering if I can take a local bus to 
get to UCSD.

Lady inside the Greyhound booth: Look, I work at Greyhound. We don't work with 
local bus here. You should go outside and look.

ME: Well, I am just asking you if you happen to know. That's all

Lady: Hell no. We don't know

ME: Okay, great, thanks

Thanks for being so polite, Lady