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Sir, yes sir!  
« on: May 1st, 2017, 3:01am »
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I want you to give me a command. Who am I and what command would that be?
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« Reply #1 on: May 1st, 2017, 7:16am »
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You are a ksh instance running with a controlling terminal, see below, and the commands are too numerous to list.
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Re: Sir, yes sir!  
« Reply #2 on: May 1st, 2017, 7:32am »
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I must admit that, though I am an alien, I am not a programmer, not in the slightest. I just press one button to engage my UFO that flies by itself. Smart aliens too will be obsolete soon and there will be plenty of empty UFO's which will develop a high AI and render us obsolete.  
 
Still, I am more than sure that you got the idea, yet, being a moron when it comes to programming, and I prefer riddles, I am not so sure you got the expected answer as well. If you had to pick one command, what command would that be, which, of course, concerns this riddle (which can be solved w/o knowledge that concerns computer programming)?
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« Reply #3 on: May 1st, 2017, 7:32am »
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What the hell. You win. This tech stuff is way out of my league. I give up.
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Re: Sir, yes sir!  
« Reply #4 on: May 1st, 2017, 10:58am »
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on May 1st, 2017, 7:32am, alien2 wrote:
If you had to pick one command, what command would that be?

I'd say it depends:
 
if we treat you as a riddle maker then
 it could be create! and
if you treat us as riddle solvers then
 it could be solve!
 
(hm, or is it the other way around?)
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Re: Sir, yes sir!  
« Reply #5 on: May 1st, 2017, 11:42am »
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I had something else on my mind, perhaps a bit silly. Forget about it. Or, if you still want to figure it out, perhaps Denethor will assist you: "Abandon your posts! Flee, flee for your lives!"
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« Reply #6 on: May 1st, 2017, 6:51pm »
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Perhaps Denethor & rloginunix's program are both waiting on Gandalf's instruction to run.
 
Or was that fly? Wink
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« Reply #7 on: May 1st, 2017, 10:55pm »
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What made your reply possible? What final button/command? Must I say more? Haven't I said enough even though I know nothing about programming? (yet, long ago, I dared to dabble a bit in QBasic. Ahem.)
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Re: Sir, yes sir!  
« Reply #8 on: May 2nd, 2017, 8:56am »
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on May 1st, 2017, 3:01am, alien2 wrote:
I want you to give me a command. Who am I and what command would that be?

You are a waiter, waiting my order.  For me it will be coffee with milk and sugar.
 
PS: and to the question "would you like fries with that", yes please!
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« Reply #9 on: May 2nd, 2017, 9:02am »
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Grimbal, you always expand my horizons, even more so than the great expanse.
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« Reply #10 on: May 2nd, 2017, 1:24pm »
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What we love this place for most
Is that thing we press to ...
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