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« on: Nov 14th, 2018, 1:29am »
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What is a table without chairs?  
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« Reply #1 on: Nov 14th, 2018, 7:02am »
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Still a table, of course, just as a man without clothes is still a man.
 
Unless you meant a database table?
A pivot table?
Table Mountain in South Africa?
A table coral?
A sand table?
The water table?
Or, perhaps, you wish to start over with a blank slate? Wink
 
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 14th, 2018, 10:24am »
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on Nov 14th, 2018, 7:02am, SMQ wrote:
Still a table, of course, just as a man without clothes is still a man.
 
Unless you meant a database table?
A pivot table?
Table Mountain in South Africa?
A table coral?
A sand table?
The water table?
Or, perhaps, you wish to start over with a blank slate? Wink
 
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Periodic Table?
Table of Contents?
Lonely?
 
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 14th, 2018, 3:10pm »
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A chabudai !
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chabudai
 
A mesa?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesa
 
Or it is une table avec des chaises.
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 14th, 2018, 3:17pm »
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A man without clothes can also be a table ! Tongue
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 15th, 2018, 7:17am »
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More traditionally, perhaps a coffee table or end table, which, while they are often placed near chairs cannot rightly be said to have chairs.
 
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« Reply #6 on: Nov 15th, 2018, 7:41am »
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on Nov 14th, 2018, 7:02am, SMQ wrote:
Still a table, of course, just as a man without clothes is still a man.
 
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Very correct.  
 
 
on Nov 14th, 2018, 3:17pm, Grimbal wrote:
A man without clothes can also be a table ! Tongue

Very me (witty and fascinating).  
 
on Nov 15th, 2018, 7:17am, SMQ wrote:
More traditionally, perhaps a coffee table or end table, which, while they are often placed near chairs cannot rightly be said to have chairs.
 
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« Reply #7 on: Nov 15th, 2018, 8:57am »
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on Nov 14th, 2018, 3:17pm, Grimbal wrote:
A man without clothes can also be a table ! Tongue

You are so witty! Are you competing with me? Are you!? Or is it the other way around? Here are my two cents regarding belly-laughter . . .  
 
A fly flies into a bar. The fly asks the bartender: "Excuse me, where is the toilet?"  
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 21st, 2018, 6:32am »
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on Nov 14th, 2018, 1:29am, alien2 wrote:
What is a table without chairs?  

What is a table without chairs?! A tree! There's your damn table! (Speaking to myself.)
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« Reply #9 on: Nov 21st, 2018, 9:27am »
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on Nov 15th, 2018, 8:57am, alien2 wrote:
A fly flies into a bar. The fly asks the bartender: "Excuse me, where is the toilet?"  

And...  where is it?
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« Reply #10 on: Nov 21st, 2018, 9:59am »
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This time what the fly says is more important than what the bartender says. Or are you hinting at something?
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« Reply #11 on: Nov 21st, 2018, 3:51pm »
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I understand the joke to be that normally a patron would ask the bartender for a drink, and only later ask where the toilet was, because they wanted to use it.
The fly, however, preferring excrement to beer as its refreshment of choice, asked directly for the toilet.
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« Reply #12 on: Nov 22nd, 2018, 5:30am »
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It reminds me of McDonalds. 1st you must order in order to acquire the right to use the toilet forwhy a code for opening the toilet door is on the check.
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« Reply #13 on: Nov 22nd, 2018, 6:32am »
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Haha, I understand: flies don't speak.
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« Reply #14 on: Dec 13th, 2018, 11:08am »
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on Nov 22nd, 2018, 6:32am, Grimbal wrote:
Haha, I understand: flies don't speak.

You could, God forbid, develop speech impediment; but that does not necessarily mean that you are a fly.
 
And here's yet another (a bit silly) joke of mine!  
 
An elephant (that reached its full size) enters a bar. The bartender asks him:  
 
- How did you get in?!  
- How do I get out?!  
- What? You don't like my establishment!?  
- Well, do you serve buckets of water or not!? And who is going to clean my gigantic excrement behind me!?
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« Reply #15 on: Dec 20th, 2018, 8:44am »
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The fly would be happy to do so.
 
See how 2 problems cancel into no problem at all?
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« Reply #16 on: Jan 2nd, 2019, 11:44pm »
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on Nov 21st, 2018, 9:27am, Grimbal wrote:

And...  where is it?

I get it. You are in it. Of course. (Raging Bull)  
 
on Dec 20th, 2018, 8:44am, Grimbal wrote:
The fly would be happy to do so.
 
See how 2 problems cancel into no problem at all?

I do! I was blind, now I see.
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