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(Message started by: alien2 on Apr 26^th, 2017, 12:44pm)

Title: 1 + 2 = 2
Post by alien2 on Apr 26^th, 2017, 12:44pm

ONE AND TWO ARE TWO. THERE IS A REASONABLE EXPLANATION.

Title: Re: 1 + 2 = 2
Post by Grimbal on May 2^nd, 2017, 4:08am

One slice of ham and two slices of bread = 2 half-sandwiches.

or

You have one wish. You wish for 2 more wishes, you have 2 wishes.

Title: Re: 1 + 2 = 2
Post by alien2 on May 2^nd, 2017, 4:43am

I like your 2nd answer! Alas, it is not the intended one.

Btw, why not all my wishes come true? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?

Title: Re: 1 + 2 = 2
Post by Grimbal on May 2^nd, 2017, 8:42am

You wish they don't?

Title: Re: 1 + 2 = 2
Post by alien2 on May 2^nd, 2017, 9:09am

That's the answer to another riddle. All right! Solve this one too, all right?

Title: Re: 1 + 2 = 2
Post by Grimbal on May 2^nd, 2017, 9:17am

You are counting:
One ... two. That's two! Er... right?

or

Mister Obi One and Miss Kimono Two are a couple.
They are obviously made for each other.

Title: Re: 1 + 2 = 2
Post by alien2 on May 2^nd, 2017, 9:24am

on 05/02/17 at 09:17:00, Grimbal wrote:

Mister Obi One and Miss Kimono Two are a couple.
They are obviously made for each other.

This is the expected answer! I have no prize for you excepting my affection for you. Isn't that enough?

Title: Re: 1 + 2 = 2
Post by rmsgrey on May 2^nd, 2017, 2:23pm

on 05/02/17 at 04:43:44, alien2 wrote:

I like your 2nd answer! Alas, it is not the intended one.

Btw, why not all my wishes come true? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?

Every idle wish coming true sounds terrifying...

Title: Re: 1 + 2 = 2
Post by towr on May 2^nd, 2017, 10:25pm

on 05/02/17 at 14:23:57, rmsgrey wrote:

Every idle wish coming true sounds terrifying...

Yeah, better wish that never happens.

Title: Re: 1 + 2 = 2
Post by alien2 on May 3^rd, 2017, 12:36am

Hey, this topic is in the Easy Peasy Japanesey forum! Luckily, William Wu is not Japanese, or he'd high kick me like Bruce Lee.

Title: Re: 1 + 2 = 2
Post by towr on May 3^rd, 2017, 12:57pm

But... Bruce Lee wasn't Japanese either.

Title: Re: 1 + 2 = 2
Post by alien2 on May 7^th, 2017, 3:26am

on 05/03/17 at 12:57:53, towr wrote:

But... Bruce Lee wasn't Japanese either.

Who is? Excepting Japanese, of course.