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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #50 on: Mar 21st, 2004, 8:46pm » |
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #51 on: Mar 22nd, 2004, 1:04am » |
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« Reply #52 on: Mar 22nd, 2004, 1:35am » |
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #53 on: Mar 22nd, 2004, 1:48am » |
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #54 on: Mar 22nd, 2004, 1:56am » |
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« Reply #55 on: Mar 22nd, 2004, 3:40am » |
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #56 on: Mar 22nd, 2004, 4:37pm » |
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I am humor-impaired, confused, explaining-that-this-makes-no-sense.
(Dave Barry - a humorous newpaper columnist - once wrote an excellent article about humor-impairedness. He on occasion writes a satirical column he calls "Ask Mr. Language Person", in which he pretends to answer gramar questions, but always giving obvious wrong answers. Every time he does one of these articles, he apparently receives much mail from people informing him that his answers were *wrong*! By his definition, humor-impairedness is not failing to see why something is funny, but failing to realize it was a joke in the first place, no matter how obvious the joke was.)
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #57 on: Mar 22nd, 2004, 6:31pm » |
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #58 on: Mar 22nd, 2004, 7:13pm » |
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #59 on: Mar 22nd, 2004, 9:59pm » |
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #60 on: Mar 22nd, 2004, 10:42pm » |
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(Just because I want to hear what beats it...)
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #61 on: Mar 23rd, 2004, 12:13am » |
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on Mar 22nd, 2004, 10:42pm, kellys wrote:(Just because I want to hear what beats it...)
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #62 on: Mar 23rd, 2004, 12:28am » |
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #63 on: Mar 23rd, 2004, 12:47am » |
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« Reply #64 on: Mar 23rd, 2004, 12:58am » |
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« Reply #66 on: Mar 23rd, 2004, 1:23am » |
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« Reply #67 on: Mar 23rd, 2004, 4:30am » |
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« Reply #68 on: Mar 23rd, 2004, 4:37am » |
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« Reply #69 on: Mar 23rd, 2004, 4:43am » |
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« Reply #70 on: Mar 23rd, 2004, 4:54am » |
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« Reply #71 on: Mar 23rd, 2004, 5:21am » |
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #72 on: Mar 23rd, 2004, 6:33pm » |
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #73 on: Mar 23rd, 2004, 6:38pm » |
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #74 on: Mar 23rd, 2004, 10:46pm » |
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