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rmsgrey
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #700 on: Jan 14th, 2005, 9:20am » |
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I am the Digital Age, rendering paper obsolete, allowing distant puzzlers to unite.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #701 on: Jan 14th, 2005, 5:09pm » |
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I am "Chinese handcuffs", trapping digits, uniting puzzler's hands to each other.
For those that may not know of them, or know them by a different name (I suspect "chinese handcuffs" is a colloquial misnomer), this consist of small stretch-tubes which are worn with a finger from each hand in each end. Because pulling simply causes the stretch weave to tighten, they are difficult to remove, particularly if you have five of them trapping all your fingers.
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Noke Lieu
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #702 on: Jan 16th, 2005, 11:09pm » |
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hidden for good taste.
I am a thalidomide baby typing with my nose, stopped from flying on Air France.
and EZLonny- your won the second round by my reasoning... there was a break around page 4? of about four months
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EZ_Lonny
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #703 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 3:37am » |
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I am a nosebleed, dripping on the keyboard, making the nose of the thalidomide baby to slip from the keys and therefore making a lot of spellingmistakes.
Or is that a bit too rude?
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #704 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 8:03am » |
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Since we started with bad taste...
I am Michael Jackson's surgeon, reducing nose size, making nose bleeding physically impossible.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #705 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 3:38pm » |
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I am a surgeon with good taste, refusing to take part in the transformation of a perfectly good face into something freakish, refering certain celebrity clients for psychiatric help.
(Too bad I clearly don't exist.) 
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I wonder: Which is larger
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #706 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 4:03pm » |
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I am a cannibal, eating good tasting surgeon, also eating small bits of noses left over from surgery.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #707 on: Jan 18th, 2005, 12:15am » |
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(Michael Jackson admitted guilt to the childabusingcase. But I heard he only wanted to do time in a juvinile penitentiary)
I am a vegetarian missionary in Africa, confincing cannibals to eat vegetables, explaining that human meat is toxic
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #708 on: Jan 18th, 2005, 12:28am » |
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I am a draught, causing all vegetables to wither and die, convincing cannibal housewives to make missionary meatloaf.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #709 on: Jan 18th, 2005, 8:44am » |
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I am the men perfume, irresistible, convincing the canibal housewives to cook their husbands and save the missionary.
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Noke Lieu
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #710 on: Jan 18th, 2005, 11:08pm » |
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I am the paradox that seems to create, resulting from the missionary and the husbands both being men, making Noke think hard...
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #711 on: Jan 19th, 2005, 4:19am » |
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I am the Hannibal's sense of smell, supernatural, would be spoiled by the use of perfume.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #712 on: Jan 19th, 2005, 5:00am » |
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I am a flu virus, stuffing nose, no dend ob dmell.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #713 on: Jan 19th, 2005, 5:18am » |
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I am peniciline, curing flu, bought at a pharmacy
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #714 on: Jan 19th, 2005, 6:44am » |
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on Jan 19th, 2005, 5:18am, EZ_Lonny wrote:| I am peniciline, curing flu, bought at a pharmacy |
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EZ! Don't you know peniciline won't cure you from viruses?
I am an ininfored patient, stopping peniciline treatment before the complete cycle, causing peniciline-resistant diseases.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #715 on: Jan 19th, 2005, 7:28am » |
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I am resistant diseases, killing uninformed patients, next stage in bacterial evolution.
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Noke Lieu
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #716 on: Jan 19th, 2005, 2:49pm » |
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I am bacteriophage lamda, delicate little virus, bacteria destroying.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #717 on: Jan 23rd, 2005, 1:45am » |
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I am the bacterial restriction endonuclease, cutting through DNA, killing lamda phage.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #718 on: Jan 23rd, 2005, 12:59pm » |
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I am high temperatures, denaturing enzymes, disrupting metabolic processes
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #719 on: Jan 25th, 2005, 2:02am » |
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i am air conditioning, fighting hot temperatures, helping people stay cool.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #720 on: Jan 26th, 2005, 12:13am » |
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I am dust, polluting the airconditioner's filter, causing it to work improperly
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #721 on: Jan 26th, 2005, 12:37am » |
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I am the Lord God Almighty; creating man from dust, giving man intelligence to repair air conditioners.
I am pretty sure that this one has been used, but the actions are different. Is that acceptable?
Also, I did not need to repair the air conditioner, just defeat the dust, but what the heck, thats a freebee.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #722 on: Jan 26th, 2005, 5:42am » |
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I am The Creation, a complete failure, resulting in God being fired on the 7th day of his new job.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #723 on: Jan 26th, 2005, 5:44am » |
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I am the Big Bang Theory, creating debate over origin of the universe, causing doubt in the Creation story
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #724 on: Jan 26th, 2005, 7:27am » |
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I am the Steady State Theory, removing creation event entirely, avoiding original singularity of Big Bang.
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