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wu :: forums    riddles    general problem-solving / chatting / whatever (Moderators: ThudnBlunder, Icarus, SMQ, william wu, towr, Eigenray, Grimbal)    Women vs Dogs « Previous topic | Next topic » Pages: 1  Reply Notify of replies Send Topic Print    Author  Topic: Women vs Dogs  (Read 14628 times) Sir Col Uberpuzzler impudens simia et macrologus profundus fabulae     Gender: Posts: 1825 Women vs Dogs   « on: Nov 5th, 2008, 10:04am » Quote Modify Reasons why men might prefer dogs to women...     1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.   2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.   3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.   4. A dog's parents never visit.   5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.   6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.   7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.   8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.   9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"   10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.   11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.   12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.   13. Dog's like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.     Perhaps you can think of some more?   IP Logged mathschallenge.net / projecteuler.net towr wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler Some people are average, some are just mean.     Gender: Posts: 13730 Re: Women vs Dogs   « Reply #1 on: Nov 5th, 2008, 11:32am » Quote Modify Meh, stinking fleabags.   In the end, what it comes down to is, which would you rather sleep with? IP Logged Wikipedia, Google, Mathworld, Integer sequence DB JiNbOtAk Uberpuzzler Hana Hana No Mi     Gender: Posts: 1187 Re: Women vs Dogs   « Reply #2 on: Nov 6th, 2008, 2:32am » Quote Modify on Nov 5th, 2008, 10:04am, Sir Col wrote: 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. I guess you just haven't met the right woman yet.   IP Logged Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? ThudnBlunder wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler The dewdrop slides into the shining Sea     Gender: Posts: 4489 Re: Women vs Dogs   « Reply #3 on: Nov 6th, 2008, 4:38am » Quote Modify I don't have those problems, as most of the women who want to know me are dogs.   Anyway, arise Sir Col. « Last Edit: Nov 6th, 2008, 4:41am by ThudnBlunder » IP Logged THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.....................................................................er, if that's all right with the rest of you. JiNbOtAk Uberpuzzler Hana Hana No Mi     Gender: Posts: 1187 Re: Women vs Dogs   « Reply #4 on: Nov 7th, 2008, 1:34am » Quote Modify on Nov 6th, 2008, 4:38am, ThudanBlunder wrote: Anyway, arise Sir Col.   Seriously, those are Sir Col's rating ? I find that a little bit disturbing, since it's clear how much a stickler he is for grammar, and these kids really need to learn to use punctuation marks.     However, the part about being a total genious and the totally irrelevant but great stuff sure sounds like him. IP Logged Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? iatkrox Newbie     Gender: Posts: 45 Re: Women vs Dogs   « Reply #5 on: Jul 2nd, 2012, 12:06pm » Quote Modify I don't care about this and also i don't have problems from women's   IP Logged karann Guest Re: Women vs Dogs   « Reply #6 on: Jul 6th, 2012, 9:17am » Quote Modify Remove Women also humanbeings. IP Logged RichardL Newbie     Gender: Posts: 22 Re: Women vs Dogs   « Reply #7 on: Jul 30th, 2012, 3:02am » Quote Modify its interesting !! i think its applicable after 60s. IP Logged Mariko79 Newbie Better than Van Damme     Posts: 30 Re: Women vs Dogs   « Reply #8 on: Apr 2nd, 2013, 12:50pm » Quote Modify The dog eyes never lies... IP Logged venkatsha Newbie Save planet from pollution!     Gender: Posts: 14 Re: Women vs Dogs   « Reply #9 on: Apr 30th, 2013, 12:29am » Quote Modify haha     Still have no problems with women as I'm not married nor have girl friend on home. Another thing is we can't compare every thing IP Logged imm0 Newbie zap     Posts: 8 Re: Women vs Dogs   « Reply #10 on: Jun 11th, 2013, 8:22am » Quote Modify dogs dont bite IP Logged swapnilraja1212 Newbie     Posts: 18 Re: Women vs Dogs   « Reply #11 on: Sep 18th, 2013, 1:33am » Quote Modify Because dogs never refuse against the women words!!!   « Last Edit: Sep 18th, 2013, 1:33am by swapnilraja1212 » IP Logged Nursejim Junior Member The 1 Inch Punch     Gender: Posts: 53 Re: Women vs Dogs   « Reply #12 on: Oct 7th, 2013, 7:30pm » Quote Modify Dogs don't talk back OR have crazy mother in laws. IP Logged Advanced Sales Funnel System pex Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 880 Re: Women vs Dogs   « Reply #13 on: Oct 7th, 2013, 11:14pm » Quote Modify on Oct 7th, 2013, 7:30pm, Nursejim wrote: Dogs don't talk back OR have crazy mother in laws. If your wife has a crazy mother-in-law, finding another wife isn't going to fix that. IP Logged mejohnreeves Newbie     Gender: Posts: 7 Re: Women vs Dogs   « Reply #14 on: Oct 24th, 2013, 1:35am » Quote Modify i will go for Dogs...   Because these are Faithful IP Logged gor12 Newbie     Gender: Posts: 1 Re: Women vs Dogs   « Reply #15 on: Dec 3rd, 2013, 4:00am » Quote Modify wow . it is your idea about woman vs dog ? IP Logged goprel Newbie     Posts: 49 Re: Women vs Dogs   « Reply #16 on: Apr 11th, 2014, 5:44am » Quote Modify To have a dog is cheaper IP Logged towr wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler Some people are average, some are just mean.     Gender: Posts: 13730 Re: Women vs Dogs   « Reply #17 on: Apr 11th, 2014, 8:07am » Quote Modify In some cases. But women tend to be employed more often, and have higher paying jobs than dogs. IP Logged Wikipedia, Google, Mathworld, Integer sequence DB goprel Newbie     Posts: 49 Re: Women vs Dogs   « Reply #18 on: Apr 13th, 2014, 3:16am » Quote Modify on Apr 11th, 2014, 8:07am, towr wrote: But women tend to be employed more often, and have higher paying jobs than dogs.   Only is some rare cases. And also depends on a country you live IP Logged towr wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler Some people are average, some are just mean.     Gender: Posts: 13730 Re: Women vs Dogs   « Reply #19 on: Apr 13th, 2014, 6:47am » Quote Modify It's not rare here. But then, we don't treat our women like dogs IP Logged Wikipedia, Google, Mathworld, Integer sequence DB JiNbOtAk Uberpuzzler Hana Hana No Mi     Gender: Posts: 1187 Re: Women vs Dogs   « Reply #20 on: Apr 20th, 2014, 9:35pm » Quote Modify on Apr 13th, 2014, 6:47am, towr wrote: It's not rare here. But then, we don't treat our women like dogs   More importantly, where I'm at, we don't treat our dogs like women.   IP Logged Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? mikeyrc3 Newbie     Gender: Posts: 4 Re: Women vs Dogs   « Reply #21 on: May 11th, 2014, 6:48pm » Quote Modify dog doesn't argue with you IP Logged movie4fun Newbie     Gender: Posts: 49 Re: Women vs Dogs   « Reply #22 on: Aug 18th, 2014, 5:54pm » Quote Modify I think its not right to compare woman with dogs IP Logged Pages: 1  Reply Notify of replies Send Topic Print Forum Jump: ----------------------------- riddles -----------------------------  - easy   - medium   - hard   - what am i   - what happened   - microsoft   - cs   - putnam exam (pure math)   - suggestions, help, and FAQ => general problem-solving / chatting / whatever ----------------------------- general -----------------------------  - guestbook   - truth   - complex analysis   - wanted   - psychology   - chinese « Previous topic | Next topic »

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