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Sir Col
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Women vs Dogs
« on: Nov 5th, 2008, 10:04am » |
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Reasons why men might prefer dogs to women... 1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. 13. Dog's like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. Perhaps you can think of some more?
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Re: Women vs Dogs
« Reply #1 on: Nov 5th, 2008, 11:32am » |
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Meh, stinking fleabags. In the end, what it comes down to is, which would you rather sleep with?
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Re: Women vs Dogs
« Reply #2 on: Nov 6th, 2008, 2:32am » |
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on Nov 5th, 2008, 10:04am, Sir Col wrote:11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. |
| I guess you just haven't met the right woman yet.
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Re: Women vs Dogs
« Reply #3 on: Nov 6th, 2008, 4:38am » |
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I don't have those problems, as most of the women who want to know me are dogs. Anyway, arise Sir Col.
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Re: Women vs Dogs
« Reply #4 on: Nov 7th, 2008, 1:34am » |
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on Nov 6th, 2008, 4:38am, ThudanBlunder wrote: Seriously, those are Sir Col's rating ? I find that a little bit disturbing, since it's clear how much a stickler he is for grammar, and these kids really need to learn to use punctuation marks. However, the part about being a total genious and the totally irrelevant but great stuff sure sounds like him.
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Re: Women vs Dogs
« Reply #5 on: Jul 2nd, 2012, 12:06pm » |
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I don't care about this and also i don't have problems from women's
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Women also humanbeings.
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Re: Women vs Dogs
« Reply #7 on: Jul 30th, 2012, 3:02am » |
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its interesting !! i think its applicable after 60s.
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Re: Women vs Dogs
« Reply #8 on: Apr 2nd, 2013, 12:50pm » |
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The dog eyes never lies...
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Re: Women vs Dogs
« Reply #9 on: Apr 30th, 2013, 12:29am » |
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haha Still have no problems with women as I'm not married nor have girl friend on home. Another thing is we can't compare every thing
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Re: Women vs Dogs
« Reply #10 on: Jun 11th, 2013, 8:22am » |
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dogs dont bite
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Re: Women vs Dogs
« Reply #11 on: Sep 18th, 2013, 1:33am » |
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Because dogs never refuse against the women words!!!
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Re: Women vs Dogs
« Reply #13 on: Oct 7th, 2013, 11:14pm » |
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on Oct 7th, 2013, 7:30pm, Nursejim wrote:Dogs don't talk back OR have crazy mother in laws. |
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Re: Women vs Dogs
« Reply #14 on: Oct 24th, 2013, 1:35am » |
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i will go for Dogs... Because these are Faithful
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Re: Women vs Dogs
« Reply #15 on: Dec 3rd, 2013, 4:00am » |
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wow . it is your idea about woman vs dog ?
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Re: Women vs Dogs
« Reply #16 on: Apr 11th, 2014, 5:44am » |
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To have a dog is cheaper
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Re: Women vs Dogs
« Reply #17 on: Apr 11th, 2014, 8:07am » |
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In some cases. But women tend to be employed more often, and have higher paying jobs than dogs.
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Re: Women vs Dogs
« Reply #18 on: Apr 13th, 2014, 3:16am » |
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on Apr 11th, 2014, 8:07am, towr wrote:But women tend to be employed more often, and have higher paying jobs than dogs. |
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Re: Women vs Dogs
« Reply #19 on: Apr 13th, 2014, 6:47am » |
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It's not rare here. But then, we don't treat our women like dogs
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Re: Women vs Dogs
« Reply #20 on: Apr 20th, 2014, 9:35pm » |
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on Apr 13th, 2014, 6:47am, towr wrote:It's not rare here. But then, we don't treat our women like dogs |
| More importantly, where I'm at, we don't treat our dogs like women.
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Re: Women vs Dogs
« Reply #21 on: May 11th, 2014, 6:48pm » |
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dog doesn't argue with you
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Re: Women vs Dogs
« Reply #22 on: Aug 18th, 2014, 5:54pm » |
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I think its not right to compare woman with dogs
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