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(Message started by: Sir Col on Nov 5th, 2008, 10:04am)
Title: Women vs Dogs
Post by Sir Col on Nov 5th, 2008, 10:04am
Reasons why men might prefer dogs to women...


1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dog's like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.


Perhaps you can think of some more?  ;D
Title: Re: Women vs Dogs
Post by towr on Nov 5th, 2008, 11:32am
Meh, stinking fleabags.

In the end, what it comes down to is, which would you rather sleep with?
Title: Re: Women vs Dogs
Post by JiNbOtAk on Nov 6th, 2008, 2:32am

on 11/05/08 at 10:04:00, Sir Col wrote:
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

I guess you just haven't met the right woman yet.  ;)
Title: Re: Women vs Dogs
Post by ThudanBlunder on Nov 6th, 2008, 4:38am
I don't have those problems, as most of the women who want to know me are dogs. :'(

Anyway, arise Sir Col (http://uk.ratemyteachers.com/ShowRatings.php?tid=60242&showall=1). 8) ;D
Title: Re: Women vs Dogs
Post by JiNbOtAk on Nov 7th, 2008, 1:34am

on 11/06/08 at 04:38:01, ThudanBlunder wrote:
Anyway, arise Sir Col (http://uk.ratemyteachers.com/ShowRatings.php?tid=60242&showall=1). 8) ;D


Seriously, those are Sir Col's rating ? I find that a little bit disturbing, since it's clear how much a stickler he is for grammar, and these kids really need to learn to use punctuation marks.  :o

However, the part about being a total genious and the totally irrelevant but great stuff sure sounds like him.
Title: Re: Women vs Dogs
Post by iatkrox on Jul 2nd, 2012, 12:06pm
I don't care about this and also i don't have problems from women's   :o :o
Title: Re: Women vs Dogs
Post by karann on Jul 6th, 2012, 9:17am
Women also humanbeings.
Title: Re: Women vs Dogs
Post by RichardL on Jul 30th, 2012, 3:02am
its interesting !! i think its applicable after 60s. :)
Title: Re: Women vs Dogs
Post by Mariko79 on Apr 2nd, 2013, 12:50pm
The dog eyes never lies... ;D
Title: Re: Women vs Dogs
Post by venkatsha on Apr 30th, 2013, 12:29am
haha  :D

Still have no problems with women as I'm not married nor have girl friend on home. Another thing is we can't compare every thing :P
Title: Re: Women vs Dogs
Post by imm0 on Jun 11th, 2013, 8:22am
dogs dont bite
Title: Re: Women vs Dogs
Post by swapnilraja1212 on Sep 18th, 2013, 1:33am
Because dogs never refuse against the women words!!!  ;D
Title: Re: Women vs Dogs
Post by Nursejim on Oct 7th, 2013, 7:30pm
Dogs don't talk back OR have crazy mother in laws. :o
Title: Re: Women vs Dogs
Post by pex on Oct 7th, 2013, 11:14pm

on 10/07/13 at 19:30:32, Nursejim wrote:
Dogs don't talk back OR have crazy mother in laws. :o

If your wife has a crazy mother-in-law, finding another wife isn't going to fix that. ;)
Title: Re: Women vs Dogs
Post by mejohnreeves on Oct 24th, 2013, 1:35am
i will go for Dogs...
Because these are Faithful :P
Title: Re: Women vs Dogs
Post by gor12 on Dec 3rd, 2013, 4:00am
wow . it is your idea about woman vs dog ? :o
Title: Re: Women vs Dogs
Post by goprel on Apr 11th, 2014, 5:44am
To have a dog is cheaper
Title: Re: Women vs Dogs
Post by towr on Apr 11th, 2014, 8:07am
In some cases. But women tend to be employed more often, and have higher paying jobs than dogs.
Title: Re: Women vs Dogs
Post by goprel on Apr 13th, 2014, 3:16am

on 04/11/14 at 08:07:30, towr wrote:
But women tend to be employed more often, and have higher paying jobs than dogs.


Only is some rare cases. And also depends on a country you live
Title: Re: Women vs Dogs
Post by towr on Apr 13th, 2014, 6:47am
It's not rare here. But then, we don't treat our women like dogs :P
Title: Re: Women vs Dogs
Post by JiNbOtAk on Apr 20th, 2014, 9:35pm

on 04/13/14 at 06:47:30, towr wrote:
It's not rare here. But then, we don't treat our women like dogs :P


More importantly, where I'm at, we don't treat our dogs like women.  :P
Title: Re: Women vs Dogs
Post by mikeyrc3 on May 11th, 2014, 6:48pm
dog doesn't argue with you
Title: Re: Women vs Dogs
Post by movie4fun on Aug 18th, 2014, 5:54pm
I think its not right to compare woman with dogs :(


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