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wu :: forums    riddles    medium (Moderators: SMQ, towr, ThudnBlunder, Grimbal, Eigenray, Icarus, william wu)    Vogon Poetry « Previous topic | Next topic » Pages: 1  Reply Notify of replies Send Topic Print    Author  Topic: Vogon Poetry  (Read 800 times) ThudnBlunder wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler The dewdrop slides into the shining Sea     Gender: Posts: 4489 Vogon Poetry   « on: Apr 7th, 2003, 6:18am » Quote Modify What makes the poem below different from the Vogon poetry of 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'?   AMEN, ICY CINEMA     Amen, I can!! I stop elastic ire To see La Dolce Vita.   Covet?? I moisten nose, Sonnets I omit. Evocative clod!!   Ale?? Esoteric?? It's ale!! Pots in a cinema!! IP Logged THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.....................................................................er, if that's all right with the rest of you. cho Guest Re: Vogon Poetry   « Reply #1 on: Apr 7th, 2003, 7:50am » Quote Modify Remove Because Vogon poetry is only the third worst in the universe? Keats? Sandburg’s? Walt? Eliot? Fine poets!   A waste!   Open if toilet laws grub DNA’s steak! IP Logged ThudnBlunder wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler The dewdrop slides into the shining Sea     Gender: Posts: 4489 Re: Vogon Poetry   « Reply #2 on: Apr 7th, 2003, 10:00am » Quote Modify Nice answer, cho. I'm sure there's just gotta be a poet around somewhere called 'Kaets'     Perhaps it was he who wrote the following, the 2nd worst poetry in the Universe:   Prarg, thou turgly blunge did splurt   And flurged the obious gungerwurt.   In splomious geep the wargly turb   did trunge the ibnorious fobleberb   Wup! the flarmy orblesnarp wargeth,   transidoniously the trundlenorp splargeth.   But yea! the frappious hoobledrorg is gone   O blarg, o blarg, killed by a scone!   And yet the splantaneous phleg still plorgs   In World Wide Web and cybersporgs.   « Last Edit: Apr 7th, 2003, 11:28am by ThudnBlunder » IP Logged THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.....................................................................er, if that's all right with the rest of you. cho Guest Re: Vogon Poetry   « Reply #3 on: Apr 7th, 2003, 10:23am » Quote Modify Remove I was hoping you wouldn't notice that. IP Logged jabhiji Newbie     Gender: Posts: 24 Re: Vogon Poetry   « Reply #4 on: Apr 8th, 2003, 10:35am » Quote Modify Seems to me the poem is palindromic . IP Logged Pages: 1  Reply Notify of replies Send Topic Print Forum Jump: ----------------------------- riddles -----------------------------  - easy => medium   - hard   - what am i   - what happened   - microsoft   - cs   - putnam exam (pure math)   - suggestions, help, and FAQ   - general problem-solving / chatting / whatever ----------------------------- general -----------------------------  - guestbook   - truth   - complex analysis   - wanted   - psychology   - chinese « Previous topic | Next topic »

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