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KenYonRuKu
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Dogs in court
« on: Mar 31st, 2004, 4:53pm » |
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Two dogs, a couple of hammers and a pair of telephones were taken to court yesterday. They lost, but didn't receive a fine or go to jail. Why?
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Re: Why??
« Reply #1 on: Mar 31st, 2004, 5:42pm » |
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Were they taken to a tennis court, and lost a game of tennis. I don't think hammers would have a good game.
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Re: Why??
« Reply #2 on: Mar 31st, 2004, 6:17pm » |
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Could be a basketball court too, or...
Someone with very wierd habits went to court someone he had a crush on, but he was too wierd so was rejected.
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Re: Dogs in court
« Reply #3 on: Apr 1st, 2004, 1:44pm » |
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I could be way off here, but...
"couple of dogs" - I'm thinking a pair of pets - parapets
"couple of hammers" - 
"couple of telephones" - pair of cell (phones) - parasails
Heck, if it included two physicians, it'd be nothing but a paradox!
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Re: Dogs in court
« Reply #4 on: Apr 1st, 2004, 5:26pm » |
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Very close guys, but not the right sport. Keep guessing!
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Re: Dogs in court
« Reply #5 on: Apr 1st, 2004, 9:18pm » |
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What else uses a "court" to play?
Volleyball...
Cricket...
racketball...
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Re: Dogs in court
« Reply #6 on: Apr 1st, 2004, 9:21pm » |
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Hmm... maybe along the lines of chess. I don't know how that would fit though except parapets could possibly be rooks plus there's two of most of them, for one side at least.
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Re: Dogs in court
« Reply #7 on: Apr 2nd, 2004, 1:35am » |
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My first impression was polo, but it'd be kind of hard to ride dogs around.
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Re: Dogs in court
« Reply #8 on: Apr 2nd, 2004, 5:43am » |
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kellys, you ever seen a Mastif?
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Re: Dogs in court
« Reply #9 on: Apr 2nd, 2004, 10:42am » |
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What about a Great Dane? They are pretty fast. Hm, and slim. It would be difficult to stay on them while they're running around... 
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Re: Dogs in court
« Reply #10 on: Apr 2nd, 2004, 10:44am » |
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Hammers?
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Re: Dogs in court
« Reply #11 on: Apr 3rd, 2004, 2:45am » |
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evergreena3 is right... (but only by casting a word net and somehow snagging my hapless, gentle fish... :  )
It's volleyball... the hammers are hitters, the dogs are setters and the telephones are receivers...
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