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The Captive  
« on: Sep 16th, 2012, 9:02am »
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A man was captured for all eternity.  The man then thanks his captor and walks away.
His captor was human.
 
What happened?
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Re: The Captive  
« Reply #1 on: Sep 16th, 2012, 1:37pm »
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It was Chuck Norris.
 
He just waited for eternity to end.
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 16th, 2012, 1:39pm »
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While Chuck Norris would be around once eternity ended, his captor wouldn't be.
 
I suppose I should add that his captor is human.
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Re: The Captive  
« Reply #3 on: Sep 16th, 2012, 1:40pm »
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Besides, who can capture Chuck Norris?
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 16th, 2012, 1:44pm »
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on Sep 16th, 2012, 1:40pm, thomamat68W wrote:
Besides, who can capture Chuck Norris?

Touché!
 
Well, ok, what about: The man died and was captured by an angel to be taken to Heaven.  He then walked away in the vast plains of clouds of Paradise.
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Re: The Captive  
« Reply #5 on: Sep 16th, 2012, 1:46pm »
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I don't like to repeat myself; however, his captor is human.  Angry
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 16th, 2012, 1:50pm »
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The point seems to be the protagonist outlives the captor. I don't really see the point in speculating why a man would thank a dead person or whether there was a significantly more lenient replacement captor, etc.
 
Alternatively, the police could have finally cracked the case and discovered the captor and our protagonist both alive; the captor went to jail and the protagonist thanked the captor for supper.
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Re: The Captive  
« Reply #7 on: Sep 16th, 2012, 1:52pm »
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wrong line of thought.
 
here is a hint don't think literally
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 16th, 2012, 2:49pm »
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He wasn't just captured... He was even shot Wink
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 16th, 2012, 2:52pm »
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Pex is correct.  With what though? Grin
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 16th, 2012, 11:44pm »
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His captor was a photographer
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« Reply #11 on: Sep 17th, 2012, 5:53am »
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gotit is correct.
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« Reply #12 on: Sep 26th, 2012, 12:33pm »
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His parole came through. Roll Eyes
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Re: The Captive  
« Reply #13 on: Jan 26th, 2013, 3:39pm »
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This was my best riddle, but now is merely one of my best riddles.  The tree I posted in the What am I? category are probably tougher.
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