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« on: Jun 2nd, 2016, 11:51am »
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A free average man in good health has all his teeth but he does not brush them. Why not?
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 3rd, 2016, 6:07am »
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Because he is a man.
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 3rd, 2016, 9:34am »
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A witty answer. Not a smart one though. For thousands of years humans did not brush their teeth but that was a long time ago.
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 6th, 2016, 7:17am »
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Because he  hired someone to brush them.
Btw he hired another person to wipe his backside.
He seldom needs both people at the same time, but he hired 2 different people anyway for obvious hygienic reasons.
 
Well, that wouldn't apply to an "average" man I guess.
 
Then maybe he is experimenting with an alternate technology of teeth cleaning, like high pressure water jet.  I don't know if that actually exists.
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« Reply #4 on: Jun 7th, 2016, 5:25am »
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Not at all what I had in mind. I guess we are different after all.    
 
I take it you enjoyed Coming to America? Me too. I hope Eddie Murphy won’t mind as that is not the intended answer.
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Re: Freedom  
« Reply #5 on: Jun 7th, 2016, 8:48am »
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Are the man's teeth still in his mouth? Or does he keep them elsewhere?
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« Reply #6 on: Jun 7th, 2016, 8:56am »
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I assumed in good health means he hasn't lost his teeth or his arms.  But then he didn't say "in prefect health" either.
 
Er... you said "Coming to America?"  Do you mean the continent on Earth?  How long have you been on this planet without anybody knowing?
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on Jun 7th, 2016, 8:48am, towr wrote:
Are the man's teeth still in his mouth?

Nope.
 
 
on Jun 7th, 2016, 8:56am, Grimbal wrote:
Er... you said "Coming to America?"  Do you mean the continent on Earth?  How long have you been on this planet without anybody knowing?

Jesus was an extraterrestrial and everybody knows of him. I do not offer salvation or cure cancer for that matter but you’re right. Aliens should be more careful having UFO crashes in mind. Sorry Sigourney.  
 
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on Jun 7th, 2016, 12:25pm, alien2 wrote:
Nope.

OK, he puts them in the dishwasher then.
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