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(Message started by: macduffiegurl on Aug 20^th, 2003, 10:31am)

Title: 3 men dead!
Post by macduffiegurl on Aug 20^th, 2003, 10:31am

3 deaths occur around and in a 30- story apartment building. One man lays dead on the pavement, his fingers broken and bruised in many places. On top of him is a refrigerator, in which there is another dead body. Up on the 25th floor lies another dead man. What happened?
( also a funny joke. )

Title: Re: 3 men dead!
Post by towr on Aug 20^th, 2003, 10:59am

::[hide]First guess, someone locked himself in the fridge, the other two tried to carry the fridge down the stairs, the top one got a heartattack, so the last man standing had to carry the whole fridge, but couldn't, so he got pushed down the stairs by the fridge out of a window onto the pavement.[/hide]::

Title: Re: 3 men dead!
Post by James Fingas on Aug 20^th, 2003, 1:06pm

towr,

If that's your idea of something funny, I'd hate to see you when you're serious ...

If this is what I think it is, people who don't know the answer will likely have to resort to Q&A to find out what happened.

Title: Re: 3 men dead!
Post by towr on Aug 20^th, 2003, 1:34pm

on 08/20/03 at 13:06:34, James Fingas wrote:

If that's your idea of something funny, I'd hate to see you when you're serious ...

Well.. someone getting trapped in a fridge is funny..
The final result might not be funny, but unlikely sequence of events is funny.

Title: Re: 3 men dead!
Post by turtler7 on Aug 20^th, 2003, 1:43pm

I know this joke... I will tell it in joke format now.
In heaven they deside to make a new rule that u have to have had a very bad day to be admited into heaven.
A guy comes up and the gate angel asks him how his day went. He says he had a bad day as he came home to his apartment on the 25th floor to find his wife naked and sweating on the floor. He thinks she is having an affair and begins tearing the aparment apart to find the guy. Finnally he sees someones finger tips over the balcany. he goes jumps on the fingers and then goes to get his refrigerator. He launches the fridge onto the guy that is on the ground barly alive. In the exitment he has a heart attack and dies. The angel replys. That was a bad day go on it. Next guy comes. How was your day. "Well i was exercizing on my 26th floor aparment when all the vibrations start beneith me. I go to the balcony to yell down at them. When i slip and fall over. Fortunatly i catch the ledge of the 25th floor. All the sudden this mad man starts jumping on my fingers and i fall. But i still live. Then of all things he throws a REFRIGERATOR at me, and i died. THe angel starts laughing and tells the guy to go on in. Next guy comes. How was your day? "Well, Picture this, I am naked hiding in a refridgerator..."

Title: Re: 3 men dead!
Post by towr on Aug 20^th, 2003, 1:48pm

look at that, I nearly got it.

Title: Re: 3 men dead!
Post by turtler7 on Aug 20^th, 2003, 1:53pm

unless u knew it i dont see how it is even possible to get it right. Although u were VERY close for not knowing. btw I didnt know a fridge could lock... :P

Title: Re: 3 men dead!
Post by towr on Aug 20^th, 2003, 2:05pm

Some fridges can be locked.. To keep the kids out y'know :P
And probably for researchfacilities that keep dangerous/important stuff in their fridge..

Title: Re: 3 men dead!
Post by turtler7 on Aug 20^th, 2003, 2:07pm

unlickly in an apartment but it makes you guess somewhat reasonable

Title: Re: 3 men dead!
Post by towr on Aug 20^th, 2003, 2:08pm

http://www.beldray.com/safety/onofffridgelock.htm :P

Title: Re: 3 men dead!
Post by macduffiegurl on Aug 20^th, 2003, 3:38pm

Nice job, but I wish you'd have tried asking q&a's first.