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(Message started by: alien2 on Nov 12^th, 2016, 8:35am)

Title: I Imagine It Is Quite Lovely On Mars
Post by alien2 on Nov 12^th, 2016, 8:35am

The year is 2016. Jessica is lovely and smart. She is the first woman who has been on Mars. How is this possible?

Title: Re: I Imagine It Is Quite Lovely On Mars
Post by rloginunix on Nov 12^th, 2016, 8:51am

She is [hide]standing on Mars (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_%28chocolate_bar%29) - the candy[/hide]?

Title: Re: I Imagine It Is Quite Lovely On Mars
Post by alien2 on Nov 12^th, 2016, 10:35am

Not bad. You get the idea. I actually had something [hide]exciting[/hide] in mind.

Title: Re: I Imagine It Is Quite Lovely On Mars
Post by dudiobugtron on Nov 12^th, 2016, 11:21am

Perhaps you were thinking of Jessica [hide]Caban[/hide]?

It's strange, though. I didn't even know she was an Astronaut.

Title: Re: I Imagine It Is Quite Lovely On Mars
Post by alien2 on Nov 12^th, 2016, 11:56am

on 11/12/16 at 11:21:12, dudiobugtron wrote:

Perhaps you were thinking of Jessica [hide]Caban[/hide]?

I don't know. Was she a [hide]nymphomaniac?[/hide]

Title: Re: I Imagine It Is Quite Lovely On Mars
Post by rloginunix on Nov 12^th, 2016, 12:55pm

I am sure that Grimbal will chime in with something naughty, but let us just keep this PG-13?

Title: Re: I Imagine It Is Quite Lovely On Mars
Post by alien2 on Nov 13^th, 2016, 6:34am

So, boys before Bar Mitzvah need guidance regarding films. That's alright. But what about me? Where is my guidance? Or am I old enough to take care of myself thus be completely alone? And as I walk alone beneath the twinkling stars, will they guide me to Heaven, or is their fire from Hell which will burn my soul?

Title: Re: I Imagine It Is Quite Lovely On Mars
Post by Grimbal on Nov 21^st, 2016, 3:07am

Jessica the warrior, is standing on the shoulders of giants.
In that case, the giant is Mars, the god of war.

Or maybe she is on Mars as she could be on medication. Chocolate is a great antidepressant.

Or she is riding Mars. (Mars being a hose, I never implied anything else.)