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(Message started by: alien2 on Jul 28^th, 2017, 2:13am)

Title: Talk
Post by alien2 on Jul 28^th, 2017, 2:13am

Prove that water can talk !

Title: Re: Talk
Post by towr on Jul 28^th, 2017, 4:49am

[hide]You are mostly water, and you can talk. QED[/hide]

Title: Re: Talk
Post by alien2 on Jul 28^th, 2017, 5:39am

Giddyap.

Dudiobugtron, what gives? Towr is more than qualified to solve this or any riddle, but if there is somebody who likes the game of riddles more than Gollum, that'd be you (and me). Gollum! Gollum!

Title: Re: Talk
Post by alien2 on Jul 28^th, 2017, 8:08am

on 07/28/17 at 04:49:50, towr wrote:

[hide]You are mostly water, and you can talk. QED[/hide]

[hide]Says who? That's racism! What do you know 'bout aliens? Who says I am a carbon-based life?! This is considered but an insult to all aliens throughout the Alpha Quadrant. It just so happens, I AM mostly water, but NOW you know that. You can't just infer that all intelligent life is carbon-based because you happen to be a bag of water. I could've said that Dutch are walking oranges, but since I am a decent alien, I will never say that.[/hide]

Title: Re: Talk
Post by dudiobugtron on Jul 28^th, 2017, 4:52pm

Well, a [hide]brook can be babbling[/hide], which counts as talking.

Title: Re: Talk
Post by alien2 on Jul 28^th, 2017, 11:10pm

I'd rather talk to a man.

Title: Re: Talk
Post by towr on Jul 29^th, 2017, 1:21am

I'd rather talk to a woman :P

Title: Re: Talk
Post by alien2 on Jul 29^th, 2017, 2:26am

on 07/29/17 at 01:21:46, towr wrote:

I'd rather talk to a woman :P

You can't talk to a woman unless you are a woman. This could be an advantage if you have only love on your mind, as proposed by John Lennon.