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(Message started by: alien2 on Nov 15th, 2017, 9:38am)

Title: two Y riddles
Post by alien2 on Nov 15th, 2017, 9:38am
1. A cow walks into a restaurant and dies. Why?
2. A woman sits on a bench that breaks in half. Why?

Title: Re: two Y riddles
Post by dudiobugtron on Nov 16th, 2017, 1:40pm

on 11/15/17 at 09:38:39, alien2 wrote:
1. A cow walks into a restaurant and dies. Why?

[hide]For the good of our stomachs![/hide]


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2. A woman sits on a bench that breaks in half. Why?

[hide]Perhaps she ate too much at the restaurant above.[/hide]

Title: Re: two Y riddles
Post by alien2 on Nov 17th, 2017, 4:43am
Yep. They [hide]serve beef.[/hide]

Title: Re: two Y riddles
Post by Grimbal on Nov 17th, 2017, 6:39am

on 11/15/17 at 09:38:39, alien2 wrote:
2. A woman sits on a bench that breaks in half. Why?

Because she was sitting in the middle.  So it breaks in half and not any another ratio.

Title: Re: two Y riddles
Post by alien2 on Nov 17th, 2017, 7:47am
I like this answer! Grimbal, you always make me day!

Y . . . M.C.A. Only kidding.




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